Terrell Owens is a lot of things -- narcissist, team cancer, fan of front-yard topless sit-ups during press conferences -- but you can never accuse him of being unprepared. Despite the off-field distractions, T.O., even at 35, is consistently one of the best conditioned players in the league. That doesn't mean he's not crazy, just that he's good at compartmentalizing his life. It also means that if I'm the Buffalo Bills, I'm worried about what I've gotten myself into. Owens, who signed a one-year deal with the team this spring, is also the star of his own reality show. And it's about what you might expect, but 1,000 times more absurd.
Video hilarity after the jump.
Silver lining: the acting is better than this.
Also worth mentioning: Owens' ex-fiancée is smoking. I know, professional athletes worth millions typically don't have any trouble finding attractive ladyfriends. The problem, apparently, is keeping them.
Luckily for Owens, he admits that things didn't work out because he cheated on her, which is why The T.O. Show resembles a hastily cobbled together Three's Company for the 21st Century. And while he wasn't mentioned in the preview, I fully expect Wade Phillips to play the role of Mr. Furley. It makes too much sense not to happen.
The T.O. Show will debut on VH1 on July 20.
Via DMN's Cowboys Blog




















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
7-07-2009 @ 5:32PM
soulcitysigma1914 said...
lame
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7-07-2009 @ 9:43PM
steve said...
i'd sooner throw my flat panel hdtv out the window than watch that walking talking cancer of a person in any format, even football.
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7-07-2009 @ 11:36PM
idris1130 said...
Looks Interesting
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7-08-2009 @ 1:21AM
ga7smi said...
we need some white boys on the tele
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7-08-2009 @ 4:23PM
soulcitysigma1914 said...
try Fox News!
7-08-2009 @ 1:24AM
brownsuga2777 said...
THAT LOOK LIKE IT'S GONNA B GOOD, IT'S LIKE REALITY SHOWS R REALLY BIG NOW-A-DAYS, I WONDER HOW I CAN GET MY OWN REALITY SHOW, I KNOW HOW TO KEEP IT REAL...LET'S CALL IT "GOODIES"
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7-15-2009 @ 1:57AM
socrprncss21 said...
looks like it is going to be horrible. I can't stand him anyways why would I spend time watching him even more on tv. I don't even watch him play football, only when he is playing my team.
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7-22-2009 @ 7:16PM
Angela Martin said...
I like the show if u don't think that u r the best than who will.
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7-28-2009 @ 2:00PM
TheQG said...
Check out my full review of the first episode of "The T.O. Show" @:
http://thequintessentialgeneralist.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/tv-review-the-t-o-show/
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7-29-2009 @ 11:25PM
TAMESHA said...
I think that t.o. is great and im from texas and i say we should have not let t.o. go. and anoter thing we have to many white boys on t.v. stop hating and give the man a chance he's gonna keep making money and you vant stop that and he's so so fine get you a football deal oh thats right you cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7-29-2009 @ 2:59PM
JaQuelin said...
I watched the show and I fell in love with Tyrell Owens. He is tall dark and handsome,his personality is sweet,he has a great since of humor and his body (OH MY GOD!!!!!!!) It seems that he loves the LORD. He's the perfect man,but as usual,he does'nt want a black woman.I dont know why he's like that,but i would love him if I had him I would show him what he's missing mentally and phyisically,I could'nt be his publicist while he's single,It would be too hard to work with him and not fall in love..........
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8-19-2009 @ 3:46PM
Diana said...
T.O. seems like a nice guy. A lot of women gravitate towards him, and their genuineness will be misleading.
He's looking for the wrong women and the real one for him is in front of his eyes.
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8-26-2009 @ 1:45PM
haloshornshaha said...
I started watching it and I LOVE it!!! I am a Cowboys fan and think I will actually miss him!
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9-14-2009 @ 7:09PM
jacquelyne bray said...
t.o. i love your show. i think you are wonderful. a one of a kind man who put the three "f"s in life a demand.
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