It's pretty well established that Plaxico Burress is a pain in the ass to deal with. The Giants were willing to put up with it until Plax accidentally blew a hole in his thigh at a Manhattan night club last November (when, ironically, he was supposed to be rehabbing a tweaked hammy). The team released him earlier this year and now Burress, while awaiting his legal fate, is lobbying other teams for a job. In most other professions, guys who shoot themselves -- intentionally or otherwise -- are automatically ruled out as potential employees. It's a sensible rule and one no reasonable person would question.
In case some teams aren't clear on the specifics, Burress' former teammate, Tim Hasselbeck, appearing on ESPN's NFL Live, offers a kindly reminder:
"When you're looking at Plaxico Burress, there's no doubt that he can be a dominant receiver at times on Sundays," Hasselbeck said. "We've seen it. But with that being said, I played with the guy. I was in the locker room with him for two years. He's a disaster as a teammate. He's a disaster as a guy that you have to coach.I wonder what he means by that.
"And what do I mean by that? If you want to wait for a guy to show up to meetings, if you want to have to beg a guy to run full-speed in practice, if you want a guy that would disappear in games because he doesn't get the ball early -- then look, Plaxico Burress is your guy.So, basically: what we've been hearing about Burress since he arrived in New York in 2005. But here's the thing: he was able to stay out of trouble in Pittsburgh during the first five years of his career. The two most memorable off-field incidents with the Steelers? In 2004, he didn't tell the team he was skipping minicamp to celebrate Mother's Day with his family (his mom had died two years before), and, in 2003, getting a ticket for carrying an open container of alcohol.
"But if you don't want those distractions, and you don't want to deal with the other headaches that come along with Plaxico Burress, then you better stay away from him."
Plaxico Burress Saga
On April 3, the Giants released Plaxico Burress, ending his turbulant four-year stay in New York. Click through to see more how Burress' relationship with the Giants unraveled.
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David Tyree had the highlight reel catch of Super Bowl XLII, but Burress had the game-winner. It was easily Burress' top moment as a pro, but what followed was far less rewarding.
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Unhappy with his contract situation, Burress skipped the Giants' mandatory 2008 summer mini-camp and then sat out much of the preseason with an ankle injury. Then, shortly before the start of the regular season, the Giants agreed to a five-year, $35-million contract extension with the disgruntled receiver.
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No mandatory mini-camp, no preseason, no problem. In New York's Week 1 win over Washington, Burress made 10 catches for 133 yards.
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In a stunning Week 6 Monday night loss to Cleveland, Burress scored a touchdown but was otherwise shut down, all part of a sub-par season that saw Burress fail to top 100 yards receiving in any game other than the opener.
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Burress had a bit of a meltdown in the Giants' Oct. 19 win over San Francisco. The NFL fined him $45,000 for his actions in that game, when he verbally abused an official and threw a ball into the stands. That came just two weeks after the Giants suspended Burress for their Oct. 5 game for missing a team meeting.
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In an easy New York win over Baltimore during Week 11, Burress tweaked his hamstring, which had him set to be inactive in Week 12 against Washington - until he suffered a more serious leg injury.
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Out at a club, just hours after it was reported that he would be inactive against the Redskins because of his hamstring injury, Burress suffered a gunshot wound to his leg - self-inflicted by accident.
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Burress surrendered to police Dec. 1 and was charged with two counts of illegal handgun possession after shooting himself in the leg at a nightclub. The Giants also suspended him for the rest of the 2008-09 season.
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Burress found himself the subject of a lawsuit in late December, allegedly for striking a woman with his car. Then in March, Burress was cited for four traffic tickets on one stop - speeding, improper display of tags, improper lane change and improper window tinting.
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Maybe then-head coach Bill Cowher didn't allow Burress to run amok -- except that Burress' 2008 autobiography (seriously) states otherwise. Via the Fifth Down Blog, here's how Plax remembers his pre-draft interview with the Steelers in 2000:
I was supposed to meet with them at two in the afternoon. But I slept through it. I got a call from Coach Bill Cowher that afternoon and he said, "We missed you, what happened? I flew all the way here to see you work out." I said, "Coach, my bad, I'm just dead tired." So we met the next day before my workout and talked. I didn't care at the time and Coach Cowher was cool because he understood I was being honest with him. I told him, "I'll make it up to you and we'll do it tomorrow."It gets better: when Burress met with Bill Parcells, he admitted that he "looked terrible and still smelled of alcohol," after going out the night before because his "boys won the national championship last night and we were up all night partying."
Shorter version, as Fifth Down's Toni Monkovic wrote last month: Burress has been enabled his entire career, and, consequently, he has "practically been conditioned to believe he can get his way."
There are worse ways to go through life -- well, up till you shoot yourself and face jail time, anyway.


















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
6-17-2009 @ 3:38PM
richrokosz said...
Burress is just another stupid Drew Rosenhouse thug. If their not out shooting people or themselves...they're murdering people o9n the highway's and getting away with it. They should ban these bozo's for life...go get a job at the carwash.
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6-17-2009 @ 4:06PM
DHHCAH said...
This is funny, Elizabeth Hasselbeck's husband (his claim to fame) is calling out Plaxico Burress. The Giants thought they could win without their best offensive player and look what happened. He's a dominant player and a champion.
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6-18-2009 @ 12:12AM
noknockoffs said...
I cant stand Elisabeth, but I agree with Tim. He sounds a lot like Terrell Owens; he is a cancer to any team he joins. I do not know anyone who likes to be around cancer.
6-18-2009 @ 12:40AM
woodymchale said...
Dude, Buress is a looooser.
6-18-2009 @ 1:15AM
rharrigfeld124 said...
Dude, it doesn't matter. Do you think that he will change his ways after serving time in jail??? I seriously doubt it. He's no better than TO or Moss when it comes to being a good teammate and caring about the game. He's another poster boy for overpaid morons who think they can do what they want and get away with it simply because he can catch a ball!!! If I was a player on the team, I would want the coach to bench him for as long as it took to get him to get rid of his selfish attitude. Talent can always be replaced with talent. I'm surprised one of the Giants offensive lineman didn't punch him upside the head, because he would have deserved it. Nobody's bigger than the team!!! And just a side note, DHHCAH, if you watched the playoff loss to the Eagles, the blame lands solely on Manning. He didn't get it done- BOTTOM LINE!!! He hasn't learned how to throw the ball in the December winds at Giants Stadium. The outcome of that game would have been very different if it had been Peyton instead of Eli at QB that day.
6-17-2009 @ 4:07PM
DHHCAH said...
Also, all of Plax's problems are off the field. He hasn't really proven to be a locker room distraction like T.O. and Chad Johnson (non-champions).
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6-17-2009 @ 6:01PM
nickstoli said...
Let's see...firing a weapon in a crowded room and jeopardizing the lives of others is okay as long as you're a good locker room presence?
I'm not a fan of TO or Ochostinco, but, come on, those guys aren't anywhere near as bad as Burress.
6-17-2009 @ 4:23PM
fred said...
as good as he is he will never be truely great because lacks the desire to be. he only loves money not the game
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6-17-2009 @ 4:41PM
gonzo1 said...
if you show that kind of work ethic in the private sector , you'll be in the unemployment line sooner than not . the major professional sports leagues should take this page out of the private sectors employment guidelines . you take a c.d.l. approved truck driver , if he/ or she is drug tested and the test comes up positive you get one chance to re-test and if it's positive you get fired on the spot , period . have zero tolerance for drugs and let that be the end of it , and if a player commits a felony ban his ass on the spot . playing professional sports is NOT a right it's a privelege. much like holding down a REAL job.
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6-17-2009 @ 4:43PM
Adam said...
For one thing, I'm pretty sure Plax was allowed to go to the Giants because the Steelers were sick of dealing with him.
That aside, this is a good demonstration on why 'character' guys are important. Plax hurts his team when things aren't going well, or when he doesn't feel like going full speed. I remember last year during the Redskins second-half slump, Santana Moss was double covered for pretty much 8 games straight. He didn't mope or give up, he blocked as well as an WR and played a full 60 minutes. Maybe he's not physically gifted as Plax, but I'd stil take a guy like Moss over Burress any day.
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6-17-2009 @ 4:46PM
bfash said...
WHO CARES, HE WILL BE WARING AN ORANGE JUMP SUIT FOR 36 MONTHS!! NO TEAM IS GOING TO TAKE HIM!!!
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6-17-2009 @ 8:13PM
SUSICYQ said...
OH YES THEY WILL.JUST WAITE TILL HE GETS OUT. HE,S BLACK .HE CAN DO NO WRONG
6-23-2009 @ 7:40PM
IJACKS said...
YOU MAY BE WEARING A JUMPSUIT BEFORE HE DOES!YOU CLOWN
6-17-2009 @ 5:37PM
ecmscw said...
Anyone watching him over his career sees exactly what Hasselback said. Plex makes some great catches but misses a lot of routine grabs. He sucks!
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6-17-2009 @ 5:37PM
vstlvlvaccaro said...
Another brother with God - given talent pissin' it all away. He should have been born a slow white guy in a trailer park with an IQ of 80 .... squeezin' beer cans from dawn to dusk eatin' McDonald's every day ........ that'd be real JUSTICE ....
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6-17-2009 @ 5:38PM
ecmscw said...
you miss something in the article numbnutz?
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6-17-2009 @ 5:39PM
john L. said...
ANOTHER.... I HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING I DO AND EVERYTHING I DON'T! PLAX IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF IGNORANCE AND MONEY DO NOT LAST! TALENT MY ASS...WHAT GOOD IS IT IF YOU ARE NOT A TEAM PLAYER AND WILL NOT KEEP FROM SHOOTING YOURSELF?
PLAX....SHUT UP....AND PLAY THE GAME....FOR THE GAME IS BIIGER THAN YOU....IN 5 YEARS NOBODY WILL REMEMBER YOUR NAME ANYWAY!
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6-17-2009 @ 5:56PM
mikerat42 said...
Maybe he can play toss and catch with the other criminal -Vick...
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6-18-2009 @ 9:22AM
cheif malik said...
the problem is that these players r not really bad people,they just make a lot of money.And they don't understand that u have to stay out of the limelight.You can't be out with regular people who r not on your level.That way you would have to carry guns and have bodyguards.So stop hanging around the local bars giving these racist pigs material to write about. And oh yeah just shut up and play.
6-20-2009 @ 11:58PM
jbskrystal said...
Um...Vick is out and it seems like some teams are looking at him.