I feel confident in writing that Cowboys safety Pat Watkins won't be up for any awards for his camera work, but MartyBTv isn't about the cinematography. It's about seeing the world through the eyes Martellus Bennett, the team's second-year tight end and locker room personality. On Tuesday, Marty B. toured Jones Mahal for the first time, and had the forethought to document the event for the rest of us. Good times ensued.
Video after the jump, highlights below:
* "It's like its own planet ... the mother ship."
* The Marty B.-Jerry Jones interview was awesomely awkward.
* Draft beer will run you nine bucks, Miller Light or Genuine Draft goes for eight clams, as does Smirnoff Ice. (Three alcoholic beverages to choose from and Smirnoff Ice makes the list? Really?).
* Marty B. mistakes Marc Colombo for Cory Proctor. Colombo not psyched.
* "That's me running by again ... Damn, I'm fast." Priceless.
* Also, take note of Marty B.'s lid: an homage to Robin -- as in "Batman and Robin."
* Bennett should steer clear of the impersonations. They're, uh, potentially offensive.
* The tour of the men's room was particularly insightful.
We probably can't say this enough, but thanks, Al Gore, for your magnificent invention.
Via the Dallas Morning News' Tim MacMahon
