If you need a quick chuckle on this Hump-Day morning, just picture a future Hall of Fame quarterback needing to be rescued from a kayaking mishap -- while watching his supermodel wife safely scooting down the stream. Yes, Tom Brady -- the all-everything quarterback of the New England Patriots -- rented a pair of kayaks Sunday with wife Gisele Bundchen so they could ride down the Charles River side-by-side. Whether he was a bit more adventurous or less capable with the kayak, we don't know. What we do know is that Brady cap-sized his ride and needed to be saved by another man.
"He had to be rescued," an unidentified spectator told the Boston Herald. "The launch guy went out and got him and got him back in the kayak. He's been bragging about it ever since. He's telling everyone he rescued Tom Brady."
"It was more embarrassment than real danger," the spectator said.
I'm guessing Patriots fans are hoping he stays out of the water for the rest of his playing career, because apparently, he doesn't possess quite the same skills when it comes to kayaking.
Tom Brady Snapshots
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) leads the offensive unit through a drill during football practice at the team's football facility in Foxborough, Mass., Tuesday morning, June 9, 2009. (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)
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New England Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss (81) throws a ball back to quarterback Tom Brady during football practice at the team's football facility in Foxborough, Mass., Tuesday morning, June 9, 2009. Wide receiver Terrence Nunn (10) looks on. (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)
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New England Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss (81) pulls in a pass from quarterback Tom Brady on an end zone route during football practice at the team's football facility in Foxborough, Mass., Tuesday morning, June 9, 2009. (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)
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New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) looks down field to a receiver during football practice at the team's football facility in Foxborough, Mass., Tuesday morning, June 9, 2009. (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)
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New England Patriots quarterback Kevin O'Connell (5) looks over at quarterback Tom Brady (12) as they stretch before practice begins at the team's football facility in Foxborough, Mass., Tuesday morning, June 2, 2009. (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)
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New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) stretches before practice begins at the team's football facility in Foxborough, Mass., Tuesday morning, June 2, 2009. (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)
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New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) prepares to execute a passing drill during practice at the team's football facility in Foxborough, Mass., Tuesday morning, June 2, 2009. (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)
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Tom Brady (L) and Anthony Kennedy Shiver attend the 2009 Audi Best Buddies Challenge: Hyannis Port on May 30, 2009 in Boston, Massachusetts. 2009 Audi Best Buddies Challenge: Hyannis Port Various Locations Boston, MA United States May 30, 2009 Photo by Gail Oskin/WireImage.com To license this image (57567571), contact WireImage.com
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Tom Brady and Katie Meade attend the HIGH Gear tailgate Gala featuring Audi Q7 TDI clean diesel. High Gear Tailgate Gala Featuring Audi Q7 TDI Clean Diesel World Trade Center Boston, MA United States May 29, 2009 Photo by Gail Oskin/WireImage.com To license this image (57556961), contact WireImage.com
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Katie Meade and Tom Brady attend the HIGH Gear tailgate Gala featuring Audi Q7 TDI clean diesel. High Gear Tailgate Gala Featuring Audi Q7 TDI Clean Diesel World Trade Center Boston, MA United States May 29, 2009 Photo by Gail Oskin/WireImage.com To license this image (57556987), contact WireImage.com
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 7)
6-10-2009 @ 11:31AM
gatekeeper415 said...
He is an idiot
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6-10-2009 @ 6:09PM
craigwied said...
wanna explain?
6-12-2009 @ 3:41PM
atar said...
whatever you say lol. Nonetheless he's crying all the way to the bank with fame and fortune and a gorgeous filthy rich wife. Bet that sitcks in your craw.
6-14-2009 @ 11:29PM
wijgt said...
Your just upset 'cause your wife weighs more than his bank accout...
6-10-2009 @ 11:37AM
htmnrw said...
I am a kayaker, a five yr old could do the Charles, its sooo boring!!!!
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6-10-2009 @ 11:44AM
Jaxx said...
Really Gatekeeper? Wish I was such an idiot
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6-10-2009 @ 11:48AM
cbynk said...
yeah...htmnrw..a 5 year old could do it..why dont you try Quarterbacking a Profootball team..you would be called boring as you were carried off in a stretcher.lol.
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6-10-2009 @ 12:19PM
Kevin said...
Gisele's personal flotation devices would have kept her safe!
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6-10-2009 @ 3:45PM
dvstckwll said...
Kevin, I agree but I would perform mouth to mouth just to be on the safe side.
6-10-2009 @ 12:24PM
Glenn Nelson said...
The short and the short of it--who cares???
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6-10-2009 @ 5:33PM
suitman36 said...
ummm....you care? you read the blurb, you read the article, and then you bothered to comment. so....if you don't care, why bother to do any of the above????????
6-12-2009 @ 3:34PM
atar said...
Well it sounded too dumb to be true so thout there was some play on words etc. No such luck, a dumbazz story with from the few i read really dumb comments. Amazing how many jealous hateful peoples there are out there
6-11-2009 @ 9:31AM
skins2win said...
damnit
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6-10-2009 @ 2:09PM
Ski said...
Kayaking is great sport for building upper body strength. Go Tom Go!!!
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6-10-2009 @ 2:02PM
css said...
Ummmm, ok, so he's a great NFL quarterback which must mean he's superhuman and can do anything well? The writer of this article sounds awfully jealous of Tom Brady - what a stupid piece of sports journalism. Get over your envy people!
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6-10-2009 @ 2:03PM
mwpennington said...
bet peyton manning wouldn't have flipped his kayak with so many td's to flip instead
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6-10-2009 @ 8:29PM
waterdog said...
Check the NFL stats. Brady has more TDs, more yards, more SBC than Peyton Manning, Oh and by the way more class. And btw never blames his teammates for the loss as Payton always does
6-11-2009 @ 8:11AM
Mike said...
"More class?" than Peyton Manning? Please. Brady's got a kid out of wedlock and marries another who wants to play "mommy". Oh yeah, thats "class" in the New England area.
6-11-2009 @ 11:34AM
atar said...
Poor Peyton, He was designated by his old man as NFL top dog - then along came Tom Brady. Now he'll never take more than sloppy seconds. Even with Brady out of the 2008 picture the Manning boys did not come close to "getting there"
6-10-2009 @ 2:10PM
tokleywhit said...
You mean Superman can't breathe under water?
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