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If Percy Harvin Could Be Anyone for a Day, It Would Be Tim Tebow

Percy Harvin, in a recent interview with the Pioneer Press, comes off as a pretty simple fella.

Favorite television show? Saved by the Bell. He never misses it, and it comes on several times a day. What's he buying with his new contract? "Probably nothing for myself."

Last meal? Pork chops, collards, mac/cheese and a biscuit, washed down with a Pepsi. But ask him who he'd want to trade places with for a day and the answer is pretty odd/awkward: Tim Tebow.
Some of the stuff and some of the girls and things that were thrown at him. We saw all kind of actors and news reporters just kind of blatantly say, "Tebow, I want you." And he turned them down. I'm looking at him, like, "Man, you are crazy."
Okay, that's the type of answer that every blogger writer dreams of when doing an interview; not only did Harvin give a funny, amusing answer, but he gave a TON of insight into Tebow's life, especially the totally-made-up possibility of Tebowman still possessing virginal qualities.

Of course, what Harvin forgets is that he'd have to spend the day taking stalker calls from Superman, saving approximately 1,000 babies simply by crying, and dealing with x-ray vision -- which you obviously need more than 24 hours to adjust to. But he would have plenty of opportunities for sex. And when you're an NFL wide receiver playing for the Minnesota Vikings, that's clearly something you need more of.

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