Report: Tom Brady Married to Gisele

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, in an obvious effort to upend the beginning of the NFL's free agency period, were married on Thursday, according to Us Weekly.

Of course, this isn't the first time that there's been speculation that the couple had wed ... or been engaged. But now it appears it's officially a done deal.

The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.

I'll be honest, the only reason I picked that particular quote from the US article was that I think this is a very good time to beg Trey Parker and Matt Stone to try and come up with some kind of way to turn this into a new South Park episode that involves dogs + football players + weddings.

Also, it's probably worth letting the future Ex-Mrs. Brinson know that there will be no dogs at our wedding. All jokes aside, congratulations to the happy couple, of course, and a swift recovery to Brady. Otherwise someone won't overpay for him in the first round of fantasy drafts next season.

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It looks like Tom Brady now has a wedding band to go along with his three Super Bowl rings. The New England Patriots star and supermodel Gisele Bundchen reportedly got married in Santa Monica on Thursday. Click through to see more of the hottest sports couples.

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Relationship Status: Reportedly eloped on Valentine's Day.

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Relationship Status: Currently engaged

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Relationship Status: Reportedly married

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Golf star Lorena Ochoa and airline executive Dr. Andres Conesa
Relationship Status: Reportedly engaged

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Relationship Status: Married.

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Relationship Status: Currently married

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Relationship Status: Married for 10 years

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Relationship Status: Engaged during a vacation over the holidays

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

2-27-2009 @ 7:10AM

Ralph and Kathy said...

$500.00 for an hour or $700.00 for some thing weird...................LOL!!!!!!!

2-27-2009 @ 8:04AM

ttublu said...

God Bless Your Maize & Blue Heart Tom Brady.

2-27-2009 @ 10:12AM

Jan said...

I hope you included your little son in the ceremony. People like you are mere flyspecks. What have you and your skanky overpaid bride done on a humanitarian basis? George Clooney speaks and he follows it up with actions. I have no respect for you after you dumped your pregnant girlfriend. Have fun being a gopher. Oh and let's not forget all the grass you will be eating this season. Matt Cassell was much better than you and wasn't wasting the team's time messing with a stupid woman. Jan in Beaver, Utah

2-27-2009 @ 10:47AM

krogstad2 said...

Couldn't have said it better myself. Tom Brady is a Nutless Wonder just like Brad Pitt!!!

2-28-2009 @ 1:26AM

detsesom said...

Jan, you may be bitter about his split from his ex, however you certainly don't knwoa damn thing about football when you mention Matt Cassell in the same light as this football genius. Give credit where credit is due

Dereck said...

All the "skull & bones" "Fallaccio Fiasco's) seem to be running around pretending to be married to those "Espionage Chicks" trying to use "Fake Stockoption" Billionaires, Athletes, and Entertainers. Go Figure!

2-27-2009 @ 1:44PM

mikecab4 said...

gissele is so hottttttttt

2-27-2009 @ 7:20PM

Doug said...

hell yes!

2-27-2009 @ 1:47PM

celly3191 said...

Maybe now we can stop reading blaring headlines every day. THEY'RE ENGAGED! NO, THEY'RE NOT! YES, THEY ARE! They are both overhyped and overpaid. I guess he enjoys climbing atop that bag-o-bones.

2-27-2009 @ 2:12PM

Coach Bill said...

Who gives a shit?

2-27-2009 @ 2:49PM

DENNIS I. said...

Poor Travis Henry, while HE is busy trying to get his child support oorders reduced, Tom has only ONE kid out of wedlock, then he MARRIES ONE woman.
Travis has 9 kids by 9 moms.

2-27-2009 @ 5:52PM

BRODY said...

Maybe they'll have a six foot tall supermodel daughter that can throw a football sixty yards flat footed....

2-27-2009 @ 6:06PM

ashcefler said...

BREAKING NEWS : Tampa Bay TV Station FOX 13 is reporting BUCS are finalizing contract extention talks with MATT CASSEL . BUCS and PATS have agreed on DEAL pending CASSEL CONTRACT SIGNING ( 4 years -29.5 million plus performance incentives ) .
Buc 's official confirms deal is for Buc's 2009 1st round selection ( 19th overall ) and 2010 conditional 2nd rounder.

2-27-2009 @ 7:13PM

Allison said...

Brady does NOT acknowledge his son in any way except in the monthly check his accountant writes, so stop asking if the kid was included in the wedding or was at the wedding. The kid hasn't even met his father's mistress/wife.

As for these 2 shallow idiots getting married, all I can say is that it makes 2 other marriages less miserable. I give this "union" a year.

2-28-2009 @ 9:01AM

brat said...

What are you talking about? Do you know them personally?

Hey Kevin said...

a lot of douch's on here , be happy for them

2-27-2009 @ 7:22PM

dcrose93 said...

Sadly........this is just another one of those doomed marriages, that is a big deal when it happens, but can't sustain the strength it takes, to love one another when things become hum-drum. Oh it ultimately does, it will happen...........especially to a couple with the background and history these two have.

2-27-2009 @ 7:30PM

Carla said...

THIS GOES OUT TO THE NEW MR & MRS TOM BRADY !!!! MAY YOU BOTH HAVE LOVE HAPPINESS ALWAY'S CONGRT'S
JUST A NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT'S FAN

2-27-2009 @ 7:55PM

OKAY HERE'S THE DEAL WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE...WHO JUST MAY BE ALITTLE JELOUSE OF TOM BRADY & HIS NEW BRIDE.. JUST EXCEPT THE FACT THAT NOT ONLY IS HE THE BEST Q/B AN PLAY'S FOR THE EVER GREAT NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT'S HE HAS FINALLY MARRIED A LADY WHOM HE'S LOVE'S AN HER AS WELL..I WISH THEM BOTH HAPPINESS AN LOVE ALWAY'S
SO GET A LIFE AN FOR ONE MINUTE DO YOU REALLY THINK EITHER ONE OF THEM CARE'S WHAT IS SAID ABOUT THEM ..I THINK NOT .SO THIS IS TOO THE NEW MR & MRS TOM BRADY CONGRAT'S
JUST A TRUE FAN OF THE EVER GREAT NEW
ENGLAND PATRIOT'S BEST OF LUCK
CARLA