Giants Fans Destroy Porsche, Toyota Truck After Eagles Loss

Everybody acts a little differently after drinking, we can all agree on that. Some people get quieter, others a lot louder and. Usually, an entirely different person can be found beneath all those layers of an alcoholic onion. What do most drunks avoid, however?

Yep, you guessed it, destroying property. Yet that didn't stop some drunk Giants fans from beating up two vehicles after their team got smoked (smoked!) by a divisional opponent in the playoffs. Another video lies after the jump.

I have never worked in law enforcement, but I am fairly certain that you can get arrested just by being identified on a video of the act. I think that is why gas stations and parking lots and such have video cameras. Wacky, I know. But yeah, it gets better.

Not only are these people complete idiots, but they actually have a discussion -- while Mr. Agility over there tries to kick out the window -- about what the perfect name for the video might be.

While I hardly consider myself a headline expert, maybe "$10,000 fine and My First Community Service Opportunity" would do. Just a thought.

Stay classy, NY Giants fans.

Update: As some of you have probably seen, the car(s) were damaged by a fire earlier, because the owner parked on a fire or something. Note to owner: When parking your Porche, try to avoid a fire or grill that is on fire. Just a suggestion.

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

1-13-2009 @ 9:58AM

Duh said...

Well, they kept calling him Justin, but that was clearly Phil Simms doing most of the damage. You'd think he'd have better things to do...

1-13-2009 @ 10:11AM

CJ said...

Damn, and i thought i was mad after the Titans loss! The damn Giants just won the Superbowl last year and was the best team in the NFC, so i dont think there's a need to go so damn extreme! And those were some expensive cars, possibly Eli's Porsche and Tom Coughlin's SUV? That'd be hilarious!

1-13-2009 @ 10:34AM

Dennis said...

See and Philly fans take all the heat. Can happen anywhere. Even in the "The greatest city in the world" LOL

1-13-2009 @ 11:39AM

dale said...

Dennis ...your right..they were just posting before this game about the behavior of some eagles fans...you will have this in any city...As a Eagles fan..I don't think all Giants fans are like this...just a few bad apples...

1-13-2009 @ 11:42AM

NFLFanBoy said...

They needed Plex, wonder what happens now. They need a top Receiver
http://forgetthedresscode.blogspot.com/

1-13-2009 @ 11:56AM

Glen said...

Pure and simple, IDIOTS are a large part of whats wrong with the world we live in.Anyone who knows these idiots,Please do us a favor and make certain they DONT BREED!!!!!

1-13-2009 @ 12:01PM

jvsiii3 said...

WTF is wrong with these people?! Community service?! That's the least of their problems. They need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. And I'm from NY. Someone said it was his own car. I can't belive that. Nobody's THAT stupid.

1-13-2009 @ 12:48PM

Scratch my last post. I doubt there will be any prosecution on anyone. These vehicles were torched in a BBQ fire earlier in the day. The tow trucks just hadn't picked them up yet. Did you do any digging on this prior to Shane?

Now if I'm wrong then so be it.

1-13-2009 @ 12:17PM

mike brophy said...

the phil simms imspersonator swinging and missing at the car is
very funny its hard for me to feel sorry for the eagles fan since they are such gracious hosts at the dump ( link )

1-13-2009 @ 2:04PM

Herb Hupfer said...

If it were my car, I would have shot them all.

1-13-2009 @ 12:25PM

alex woo said...

absolutely disgusting... that is why some people deserve a beat down... if this is an example of how great the human race can be, then i guess we are all doom... wild animals do not act like that... if you believe in god and all the wonders he/she has created; he/she really messed up when he created human beings....

1-13-2009 @ 4:38PM

LUCC said...

Ahhhh, the 3 cars were burnt to a crisp after the Porsche parked over hot coals!!

1-13-2009 @ 1:05PM

Police briefs 01/12/09
Monday, January 12, 2009
Last updated: Monday January 12, 2009, 2:02 PM
NorthJersey.com
3 cars burn at Giants Stadium

Three vehicles caught fire in the Giants Stadium parking lot during the Eagles-Giants game Sunday afternoon.

State Police Sgt. Stephen Jones said that no one was hurt, but the three cars were engulfed in flames. The fires were not deemed suspicious and were thought to have started because of a mishap with a barbecue, Jones said.

The state Sports and Exposition Authority is handling the investigation, Jones said. A spokesperson from the authority could not be reached.

http://www.northjersey.com/news/northernnj/Police_briefs_011209. html

1-13-2009 @ 1:32PM

Jim said...

that car was one of three cars damaged in a accidental fire caused by a BBQ ... so the car was completly damaged already.. they were kidding around.

1-13-2009 @ 2:01PM

Geordi said...

Good thing they weren't gun nuts: how many would be dead because of a lame football game?

1-13-2009 @ 3:44PM

Dan said...

Morons.

When I park my Porsche, I only park on soft kittens or pandas.

1-14-2009 @ 12:20AM

t said...

"Gun nuts"?

"Deez nutz".

Jackoff.

1-14-2009 @ 12:14PM

ak said...

If were the other way around the philly fans would not have let a giants fan out of town without distroying there car with them in it, You can't even go to a sporting event in that classless town without them giving you a hard time. Had people i know who have had porta john tunrned over on them just because they were wearing another teams jersey, And the Cardinals are gonna beat your asses this weekend philly so don't get to happy. Go Giant, Rangers & Yankees

1-14-2009 @ 5:08PM

Todd said...

You seem to have taken this incident rather personally? Perhaps it was you that had the porta johnny dumped on your head, ak?

Oh, and the Birds will SMOKE the Cards, just like they did man-boy Eli and the Midgets. HAHA!!