Kendra Wilkinson Tells FOX Sports That Hank Baskett 'Blows Her Kisses' After Every Catch

Kendra Wilkinson is a pretty good catch (actually, no, it wasn't intended) for Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. I say that because, well, she's really attractive. Also, because he's Hank Baskett. And I suppose, after listening to a recent interview she did with FOX Sports, it's not because she's really, really, really smart.

There's any number of reasons why you should think that (and I recommend taking Daulerio's advice and DO NOT LISTEN to the podcast, unless you really love killing brain cells) but here's a few, in bullet form:

Hank blows her kisses after catches 'every game'.

They are NOT getting married at the Playboy mansion anymore. Presumably because Hank hasn't met Hugh.

When the Eagles play the Chargers next year, Kendra will NOT wear an Eagles jersey in Qualcomm.

'Play-calling' and 'Norv Turner' are to blame for the Chargers stinking it up this year.

Fire Norv and bring back Marty Schottenheimer would be her first move as owner.

She finds John Madden funny. Wow.

She is ADD. NO. WAY. OMGLOLZ.

Hank Baskett does not have the Sunday Ticket. Most likely because he's working then.

She asked Donovan McNabb to throw Hank the ball more at the Eagles' Christmas party.

But, surely you get the point. She's an attractive lady, she's been in Playboy, she's been on television many times and she's married to an NFL player. So she's going to get lots of attention (guilty as charged here) but good gravy ... I'm not entirely sure that any amount of sex appeal can overcome what Hank has to deal with on a day-to-day basis.

Of course, on the other hand, no one else in America has seen his wife-to-be naked, so there's that.