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The 2008 Lions Would Beat the 1972 Dolphins


I was talking to someone the other day about the way football has changed through the years, and here's a quick way of saying it: The 2008 Lions would beat the 1972 Dolphins.

That year's Dolphins were the only undefeated, untied team ever, and this year's Lions have a good chance of becoming the first 0-16 team. But athletes are so much bigger, stronger and faster today that if we could fit the Lions' entire 53-man roster into a DeLorean, take them back to 1972 and line them up against those Dolphins, Detroit would crush Miami.

The 2008 Lions have the worst defensive line in football, and they routinely get pushed up and down the field. But they would destroy the 1972 Dolphins, whose best offensive lineman was the 247-pound Bob Kuechenberg. The 2008 Lions have an inept offensive line, but it's an inept offensive line that outweighs the 1972 Dolphins' defensive line by 50 pounds a man.

For that matter, Lions quarterback Daunte Culpepper outweighs everyone on the 1972 Dolphins. Culpepper reportedly weighs 280 pounds; the biggest guy on the '72 Dolphins, defensive tackle Jim Dunaway, weighed 277. And don't even get me started on what wide receiver Calvin Johnson would do to to the 1972 Dolphins' secondary. The '72 Dolphins could double Johnson on every single play and not come close to stopping him.

None of this changes the simple fact that the 2008 Lions suck and the 1972 Dolphins were great. It's simply a reminder that the game of football has progressed so far, and athletes are so vastly superior, that when we watch a terrible team in 2008, what we're watching would beat a great team in 1972.

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