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Saints Players Pooped on Owner's New Cars, For Real

Here's a little story you probably never thought you'd be reading on a Sunday morning.

According to a reliable source close to PFT, a few Saints left their natural calling cards on more than one of owner Tom Benson's vehicles.

Benson, in addition to the Saints, also owns some new car dealerships. And a few times a season, Benson brings a few of the new cars up to the practice facility and stadium in hopes of luring a wandering eye over to the shiny new ride.

The problem is, a lot of his employees, including the players, hate this act, because he doesn't give them any sort of a deal. So, at least two players decided to cover a few of the new cars with feces. No, seriously.

UPDATE: The Times-Picayune confirms the report.

On Saturday, when players arrived at the facility to continue preparations for Monday night's home game against the Packers, more than one of the cars was coated in a certain byproduct of the human digestive system.

It's believed that two or more players were responsible for the mess, but we've yet to confirm the names of the suspects.

This story could be completely false and I still wouldn't feel bad at all for writing this up. You know how great it must be to take a dump on your boss' car and not lose your job? Welcome to the National Football League, where pooping on cars happens.

(Also, just to let everyone know how sad my little life has been, scouring Getty Images for a picture that would properly give this story justice might have been the most fun I've had all weekend.)

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

11-23-2008 @ 1:56PM

Dave said...

I've worked for self-absorbed, arrogant owners who wouldn't give their employees deals on automobiles or anything else for that matter. It's usually an idicator of how they treat all their customers.

So with that being said, "How do you know it was Tom Bensen's players who defacated on those cars and not some disgruntled customer who knew those cars would be an easy target!?

I guess Tom will have to go out and buy an elaborate security system with all his profits. Common sense would tell me to start offering better deals to his employees and customers. Then again, this is the real world and I'm sure some customer is going to pay the extra cost of TB having someone clean the poop off all those cars. What a shame !!!

11-23-2008 @ 2:40PM

Lou said...

Antone see Najah Davenport?

11-23-2008 @ 1:55PM

r e v v said...

Wonder if the Saints owner will have that caca tested !!

11-23-2008 @ 3:32PM

Robby said...

Holy smokes. Are you kidding me? This is ridiculous.

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11-23-2008 @ 2:45PM

flynn said...

The writer does a great job of illustrating the state of journalism and news today: "This story could be completely false and I still wouldn't feel bad at all for writing this up".

11-26-2008 @ 6:27PM

Daryl said...

Wish some would take a dump on the United Airlines CEO, Glenn Tiltons car. He's dumped on his employees long enough!

11-23-2008 @ 4:20PM

lenny said...

Do the players give the owner a break on their contracts?

11-23-2008 @ 4:50PM

Dr. Cockblockulus said...

...as opposed to Browns players, who prefer to take a dump on their owner's field.

11-23-2008 @ 5:16PM

mike said...

im a browns fan......and thats probably the funniest thing ive ever read in my life......LMFAO

11-23-2008 @ 5:21PM

Rich Helmes said...

Only goes to show that most NFL players are nothing but low life with no brains, jepordise a career for a new car, wow kind of stupid but go figure where it came from.

11-23-2008 @ 5:45PM

Bill Stifle said...

1st. Rich Helmes, should learn how to spell, and write before making fun at others.
2nd. I doubt their jobs are in JEOPARDY over these acts.
3rd. At least the players acknowledge the tough economic times for most of us and tried to make a point. They dont need any discounts. So i say thank you.

11-23-2008 @ 5:59PM

gd said...

Boy those poor starving NFL players sure need a deal to be able to afford a new car

11-23-2008 @ 6:39PM

Lakergregg said...

Maybe thats why Benson carries that stupid umbrella around?

11-23-2008 @ 7:43PM

bigflyer said...

Ah the Saints are really full of it.

11-23-2008 @ 8:37PM

Steve said...

I hope the situation gets rectified.

11-28-2008 @ 8:37PM

bobfoot said...

Rectum? No I just ppoped on 'em a little...

11-25-2008 @ 7:23PM

redskin95 said...

This is yet funny and pretty disgusting at the same time.....Not that i hate the NFL i mean i love football but why should the guy give them discounts....they make enough money as is don't they.....but still the owner shouldn't take his new cars out to the games thats just B.S. anyway i guess this is really funny and at least the No Fun League isn't banning this too....!!!:D