
As we know by now, Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter has a weekly habit of picking out his "huckleberry" before every game, and assigning himself the duty of making that players life a living hell for three hours on Sunday afternoons. Sometimes it's a running back, sometimes it's a kicker, sometimes it's guys like Broncos Wide Receiver Brandon Marshall, as was the case on Sunday.
If Porter plays for your team, and his antics are paying dividends on the field, it can be hilarious and comedy gold. If he's not playing for your team, it grates on your ears like those Toyota saved by zero commercials. Only worse.
Marshall, the explosive Broncos receiver, was held to just two catches on Sunday -- not counting the long touchdown pass that was called back on a penalty, of course -- and Porter thinks he knows why: voices in his head! And because he's soft, or something.
"He's one of those guys that if he don't get the ball in the first two series in the first quarter, he's out of it," Porter said. "He had 18 catches in a game before. So he's not used to going the whole first half with no balls. We got in his head and he pretty much was done. I didn't get inside his head, we just were talkin'. He got in his own head. He was done," Porter said. "He's one of those soft receivers, where he has to have the ball all the time. If he don't get it, he's going to mope and cry. He did it to himself."Porter always brings his A-game in the trash-talking department, and in recent years he hasn't really signed the extensive checks his mouth has been willing to write. That's all changed this year. With his sack today, Porter has already matched his set a new career-high (11.5) and is pretty much a slam dunk to set a new personal best. He's also forced three fumbles, while recovering four. I'm pretty sure I speak for a large majority of football fans when I say, Man ... didn't see that coming.
NFL Trash Talkers
Joey Porter took aim at the Broncos' Brandon Marshall after Miami's Week 9 win - saying that Marshall turns into a head case when he doesn't get the ball enough. Click through to see the other players that ran their mouths off this season.
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Cincinnati's Keith Rivers - out for the year after a Hines Ward block broke his jaw - issued a warning to Ward, saying "what goes around, comes around." Click through to see the other players that ran their mouths off this season.
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Sensing a theme here? Baltimore's Terrell Suggs put Ward on notice in advance of the team's Dec. 14 game, bragging that the Ravens had put out a bounty on Pittsburgh's wide receiver.
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Browns defensive tackle Corey Williams talked smack to Brandon Jacobs and the Giants before their 'Monday Night Football' clash. He said, "I'm going to try to knock his head off." Cleveland stunned New York 35-14.
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Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson said he was going to "kiss the star" at Texas Stadium before a matchup with the Cowboys. 'Ocho Cinco' managed just three catches for 43 yards in a Dallas win.
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Joey Porter had plenty of things to say about new Patriots QB Matt Cassel before a game against New England. Then the Dolphins backed Porter up, shocking the NFL world and beating the Pats.
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Minnesota's Pat Williams talked a big game before a MNF matchup with the Packers, saying he would hold Green Bay running back Ryan Grant to less than 100 yards. While Grant only rushed for 92 yards, the Packers won the game 24-19.
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In days leading up to a another emotional game versus his old team, Cowboys star Terrell Owens said he got "too big" for Philadelphia and former teammate Donovan McNabb. Dallas won the game 41-37.
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It was meant just as a joke, but Donovan McNabb took some fun pokes at Bears stars Brian Urlacher and Tommie Harris before a Week 4 battle. "He can't grow any more hair," McNabb said of Urlacher. And about Harris, McNabb remarked: "He shaves his head with a butter knife and he eats fatty foods." Philly lost 24-20.
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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been pretty vocal this season, taking shots at both referees and the opposition in Texas. Jones told the 'Los Angeles Times' in October that, "The Cowboys have never been about checkered tablecloths and boots and hats. They have been about glitz and glitter. Leave the other stuff to the Houston Texans."
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Meanwhile, back to Marshall and the Broncos for a minute. He wasn't exactly thrilled with the play of his teams offense -- or defense -- on Sunday, and didn't exactly sugarcoat his thoughts as he channeled his inner-T.O.
"When the quarterback sees 1-high or cover-1 (coverage), he's got to be on the same page as me and get the ball to me," Marshall said. "But it's a team game, and oh, well." Asked about Denver's inability to make Miami pay for stacking the line with eight men in the box - the Dolphins held the Broncos to 14 yards on 12 carries - Marshall took shots at both his offense and defense. "I mean, when I look at it, it's common sense. If I was a receiver going against our defense and they're stacking the box and we're playing a 1-high defense and eight in the box, and the DBs are 10 yards off of me, I'm going to catch 10, 12 balls a game," Marshall fumed.He then went on to give tips to the Broncos secondary on how to cover some guy that he couldn't name (Greg Camarillo). It's common sense, guys. Common sense!
"It's simple. Tighten up the coverage and just play ball. It's simple. It's real simple. They don't need to be 10 yards off. Tighten it up. You see they don't do that against us. The reason why is because a receiver will kill them. I don't even know the name of that receiver. Don't know it."What's-his-face (Camarillo) caught 11 passes for Miami, by the way.


















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-04-2008 @ 8:13AM
chris said...
Joey Porter is such a d***. Someone needs to shut his mouth up once and for all. Guy does a lot of talking for a team that won 1 game last yr and is currently in the basement of the AFC East. When you can back up your s**** then you can talk until then STFU and try concentrating on getting to .500 for once. Someone needs to put a hurtin on this guy a la Jack Lambert or Dick Butkus style. What a tool.
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11-04-2008 @ 9:17AM
amc said...
Last I saw, Dolphins ARE at 500 (4-4). Porter may talk but he is backing it up with 11.5 sacks you moron. You must be a jets fan
11-04-2008 @ 11:22AM
nick said...
both of these guys are major turds. baby mama drama. Greg Camarillo on the other hand is a stud, quietly going about his business. Porter is right about one thing, Brandon Marshall is a cry baby, T.O. But Porter is a toolbag, and it would be great not to read articles about him.
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11-04-2008 @ 8:14AM
Disappointed Dolfan said...
LOL you two are just jealous that your teams linebackers don't have 11.5 sacks in eight sacks, and Adam, give the guy some credit, he actually has 11.5 sacks, check the NFL site!!
GO FINS!
ALSO WE MAY BE BOTTOM THE BASEMENT *cough by one game* BUT WE SURE ARE BETTER THAN OUR RECORD IMPLIES! OH AND CHRIS YOU MAY NOW STFU A-HOLE!
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11-04-2008 @ 8:17AM
adam gretz said...
Fixed. Thank you, sir.
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11-04-2008 @ 1:45PM
anthony said...
There is a lot of talk about Joey Porter, Well first of all this is not last season let's get that straight. second we are in second place in the AFC the next 2 games should be easy for the Dolphins in fact the rest of the season except for the one game left with the JETS Porter had backed everything he has said and done leads the NFL in sacks. he is a great man to have on a team is it that all the complainers are just not happy they don't have him on there team he is a DAM GOOD PLAYER
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11-04-2008 @ 9:32PM
chris said...
AMC....never said he wasnt a good player...just a d***, which he is. As for backing his s*** up. I dont care abouit individual stats when your team is not that good.....ESPECIALLY after going 1-15 last year. He could have had 30 sacks it didnt matter in the win column. Hes like Chad Johnson...talks a lot of smack playing on a bad team...He can talk when the dolphins actually break .500 which they wont. And while im not a JETS fan..you were close. I am a fan of the Superbowl champion New York Giants. Words im sure you have never uttered in your lifetime. As for disapointed Dolphins fan....i bet you are. since old Danny Boy left you guys have pretty much sucked. So until you guys actually win a SB, a conference title or perhaps a division title you my friend can take your thug ghetto superstar with his 11.5 sacks continue with your losing ways and STFU!
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11-05-2008 @ 4:15AM
amc said...
I've never uttered SB Champions? It'd confirmed--you ARE a dick!! Dolphins won 2 in a row !! I bet the Dolphins will win one again before the Giants do!! Last year was a fluke for the Giants!! STFUUM!!!!!!
11-06-2008 @ 9:14AM
Chris said...
I never said they never WON superbowls.....i said in your lifetime you prob never uttered those words meaning in the present tense.....meaning unless you are over 40 there is no way you could remember winning those sb's in 73&74. Sorry i didnt clarify that better and if your over forty then i stand corrected. But there is no apologizing for the truth and that is that before this season Porter only reached over 10 sacks twice in his career. What is his record high in tackles? Has he ever broke 100? He is no all time great, he is no taylor, he is no butkus and he is no lambert. THEREFORE, he should STFU ( like yourself ) and just play the game after coming off a 1-15 season and barely sniffing .500 this year midway through. When you WIN SOMETHING then you can talk all you want. Until then STFU. BTW,,,i'll take your bet with the Giants anyday......MORON
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11-06-2008 @ 9:14AM
amc said...
You are a typical jerk. Doesn't matter if he had NO SACKS BEFORE THIS YEAR. It only matters now. Some players get hot at anytime, and he's going to get better with this defense. And yes, I'm over 40. We'll see who gets the next SB win. I'm still betting Dolphins over you guys in a heartbeat.And, like I said, 1-15 last year was bad luck--this team wasn't that bad--they had some bad luck, and had a horrible coach who didn't know how to use his players--Porter included.Remember the last time Parcells was involved with your team? 2 SB'S. Well, he's with us now, and sure, I'll take that bet. And I'm still saying you guys got LUCKY last year-it was a FLUKE. See if you can repeat-MORON
11-06-2008 @ 9:14AM
Moe said...
Isnt Joey Porter the same guy that tried to act tough at a sports bar and got shot in his Azz.....lol....
Relax boys he's just trying to stir things up....
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11-06-2008 @ 11:58AM
chris said...
OK....while i love the tuna his mere presence is not enough to win the superbowl ( just ask the Pats, Jets and Cowboys) I predicted the dolphins would be better but they are still going to wind up in the afc east basement with the talent of the other 3 teams in the division. As for us getting lucky last year. The Giants ALWAYS had the talent to win. Was a little luck involved ??sure i bet it was. we beat 4 great teams to win the SB....4 games of which were strictly road games. However so far this year we are 7-1 and are the best team in the NFC. We have every right to talk smack to ANYONE we want (but we dont) since we are the champs. We do not have a bufoon like Porter calling out other players and acting all tough coming off a season which we won 1 game. I mean he's talking smack about a teams player who although has the same record...are in 1st place in their division. Like i said talk the talk you better walk the walk and until he or the dolphins win something then Porer should keep his mouth shut....moron
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11-07-2008 @ 9:04AM
amc said...
Please--just shut up and let it go. It's no use arguing with a moron--you don't and CAN'T know when to shut up.......
11-06-2008 @ 3:36PM
kevin said...
Bottom line is...when your the sack leader in the NFL you can trash talk. And the only team in the AFC East on a roll is Miami. look for them to win the divison.
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11-06-2008 @ 3:48PM
kevin said...
When your the NFL sack leader you can trash talk. when you have beaten all the teams at the top of the leader board you can trash talk. look for Miami to win the AFC East. talk about a quick turn around.
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11-06-2008 @ 6:48PM
chris said...
Kevin,
Let him talk all the trash he wants. Let him have 30 sacks...i dont care. You take the bigmouths like Porter, Chad Johnson or wtf his name is and i'll take the the quiet guys whos teams get the job done when it counts. As for the Dolphins winning the division.......you have shown you have no credibility on here. Arent you the guys who were bashing Pennington when he was on the JETS all those years? now all of the sudden he's your saviour? He will take you to the promised land? Now all you guys are in love with him? Or are you just being hypocrites? Since this is the norm these days with all Dolphins fans i encounter. Yeah he sucked as a JET but now that hes a Dolphins its AFC east division here we come...gimme a break. You will learn just like Jet fans learned. You will never win a SB with Chad Pennington as your QB...period.
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