Ben Wilson Could Be First Pee Wee Footballer Fined By Roger Goodell

This video has been on YouTube for a while, but with so many big college games today and some interesting late battles on Sunday, it seemed appropriate.

Meet Ben Wilson, the 10-year-old destroyer who has never met a prepubescent player he hasn't enjoyed pummeling. Honestly, this kid is 14 years my junior and scares the manhood right out of me. Why couldn't I have seen this video yesterday so I could have been Ben for Halloween? Running around the party, gingerly lighting friends and acquaintances up, people would have asked who I was exactly. Brian Urlacher? Troy Polamalu? Steve Williams?

No chance everyone, I'm Ben Wilson, the youngster that would honestly improve the Detroit Lions in about seven seconds.

(Also, I'd like to preface this video with a music apology. It appears the person that cut this highlight package was abused by ears as a child and is righting the ship.)