Actually, Cards LB Monty Beisel Is Not Married to Playboy Model Amanda Carraway

If you can, journey back with me two weeks ago to the Arizona Cardinals-Dallas Cowboys game. Remember the guy that recovered the blocked punt to win the game for the Cards? At the time, it was reported that this fine gentleman, Monty Beisel, was hitched up nice and good to Playboy model Amanda Carraway. Well, as it turns out, this isn't exactly true, according to Playboy.

Let the world hear it from my lips, Cardinals' Beisel is not married to the beautiful and airbrushed Carraway. According to the magazine, the former Ms. Kansas was getting a lot of attention after the great Cardinals win, so Playboy wanted to get Carraway out to do interviews and such. Amanda let it be known (NSFW) that she had divorced Monty in 2006 and she is now remarried and living back in Kansas.

This is rather disappointing news, considering Beisel looks like this and Amanda looks like this (on left). I was starting to think that all the dodgy-looking dudes around the world might have a chance if by some miracle, we knew a pretty girl before she got famous.

Playboy has not disclosed the identity of the new husband, but if it's Hank Baskett I'm going to start day drinking again.