NFL's Hidden Highlights, Week 7: Chris Johnson Is the Bongo King!

Sure, you've seen plenty of touchdowns and marveled at Chris Berman's toupee. But what about the stuff they didn't show you on the highlight shows? FanHouse's 'Hidden Highlights' takes you on a gallery tour of oddities and acute discoveries from the week in NFL coverage.

The Cowboys getting stampeded by the Rams was far from the only strange occurrence of Week 7. There were a whole host of other memories I'll treasure from another wild round of NFL action.

From a rookie beating on bongo drums to a Yao Ming sighting, and even players and refs actually getting along! It's all here, folks. So take a whirl through some of the things you may have missed between the trenches.

You won't believe who actually had the nerve to talk back to Ray Lewis.

NFLs Hidden Highlights: Week 7

Forget the touchdown, check out these bongos!
If the NFL levies fines for posing after punt returns and choreographed 'Cupid Shuffle', then you are definitely taking a dent in your clubbin' cash for a solo bongo act, Chris Johnson.

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Chad, seriously... do you know you you're talking smack to?
Let me remind you. Ray Lewis was indicted for murder and aggravated assault once upon a time before he cut a plea bargain. You are a quarterback with a Rigatoni shell for an arm. Something doesn't add up here.

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Matt Turk sulks alone. Nobody comes to console him.
Life being tough for a punter: Exhibit No. 42464. After getting roughed up and then practically hit with the flag, Turk crumples to the turf and dreams about the time he made the Pro Bowl in 1996.

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What are you doing at a Texans game Yao Ming!?
Seriously, it's the Lions and Texans. I know you want to support the home team and all, but don't you have a million other better things to do? Like feeding Ron Artest's dogs, perhaps?

Dave Einsel, AP

Cheesehead kids duel, Wisconsin bar code cheese prevails.
You may have thought you were slick painting (and defacing) the glorious Green Bay cheesehead with your team colors. But now you just look like a dork with imitation on your dome.

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Quick, take a picture. Refs and players getting along!
Nice guy of the week award goes to Visanthe Shiancoe, who has the cool name to match his bubbly personality. Seriously though, referees deserved a smile for once all season.

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Mike Alstott gets honored, but nobody tunes in.
Let's give it up for Alstott. Quick rundown: Six Pro Bowls, Super Bowl XXXVII champion, and the Buccaneers all-time TD leader. That's a retired jersey well earned, A-Train. The world needs more bruisers like you.

Reinhold Mata, AP

Wimbley does his best impression of Mortal Kombat's "Raiden".
I don't know exactly what happened on this play, but I'd like to imagine Kamerion Wimbley one-upped another great run by Clinton Portis by pulling off the Torpedo.

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J.T. O'Sullivan's life flashes before his eyes... AGAIN!
Make that 29 sacks and nine fumbles for O'Sullivan in seven games. I imagine this particular one felt like Ned Ryerson getting punched in the face in 'Groundhog Day'. At least he got to be on top this time.

Bill Kostroun, AP

The most evil handshake you'll ever see in your entire life.
There's no words that can be placed here to justify why this scenario took place the day after Dallas was smashed. Jerry Jones and George Steinbrenner... shaking... RUN FOR THE HILLS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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