Hey, Look: Ocho Cinco and Marvin Lewis Sitting In a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Bengals receiver Chad Johnson said he wanted to kiss the star in the middle of the field of Texas Stadium. Many people in Cincinnati have somewhere else they'd like Chad to kiss.

Neither has happened, but Chad did find time to kiss something while he was in Dallas: head coach Marvin Lewis.

"He whispered something in my ear that I really liked, so I kissed him," Ocho Cinco said.

"He just said, 'Keep your head in the game, stay focused, blah blah blah," the receiver said. "And he said, 'Smile!' This little thing coach Lewis and I have: When things aren't going right, he just looks at me and says 'smile.' Whatever's going on, it goes right away.

"It's a little thing we've got going, so it's pretty cool. It's kind of been able to keep myself from getting angry, from getting mad, from getting frustrated. Smile. And I do the same to him when he's out there screaming in practice or something don't go right in the game. I'll just walk by him and just say, 'Smile!"

That's sweet. At least there is some decency going on in an organization that is 0-5.

Marvin: "Knock Knock"
Chad: "Who's there?"
Marvin: "I am. And I always will be."