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Terrell Owens May Be Crazy, Thanks God


Have you ever found yourself standing in the middle of an open field, where there are no hills, no trees, and absolutely nothing obstructing your view for miles upon miles? And have you ever done that while a thunderstorm is brewing off in the distance, as you watch it slowly move in on you? It's pretty cool, actually, and that's sort of what's happening in Dallas right now with Terrell Owens. You know he's going to erupt, and we're just sitting out in the field, watching the storm build in the distance.

One week removed from complaining about how he didn't get the football enough -- despite being targeted on 19 plays -- Owens held court following the Cowboys' 31-22 win over Cincinnati yesterday and, well, the video above explains everything, even if it explains absolutely nothing.

Keep in mind, of course, the guy in that video just played for a winning team, even if he doesn't look or sound like it. He almost sounded like he was ready to cry, or, if nothing else, like his team actually lost.

The official "God" count in the statement, by the way, is five, and my favorite passage just might be, "God used me today for his glory, and reality is where glory resides." That's just ... awesome. Almost poetic.

Having said that, the National Football League may need to take it upon itself to issue a Terrell Owens warning for the Dallas-Fort Worth area. Terrell Owens' have the potential to bring showers and can be very damaging to quarterbacks and NFL franchises.

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