Not to be outdone by Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and his C-list singer/"actress" girlfriend Jessica Simpson, word on the street is that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are gettin' hitched! What a time to be a celebrity gossip whore!
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According to the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker, who knows people: "...a close friend of the supermodel tells me, 'I don't think they will even bother getting engaged -- and will just slip off and marry quietly. But I think that's sooner rather than later.'"
To summarize: somebody who knows Bundchen (or, the very least, has seen her in person) speculates that the couple will get married. Unless they don't. And it'll happen sooner rather than later. Unless it doesn't. Well, that confirms it for me.
All that's left to discuss is how Brady's an awful father, why he hates Boston, and if the rumors are true that he's also engaged to A-Rod. Oh, and don't forget: the Patriots are cheaters.
By the way, I talked to my source close to the situation and they said Brady has been seen favoring his left leg. As if he's suffered some sort of injury. They also think he'll miss this week's game against the 49ers, which means Matt Cassel will play. Feel free to quote me.
Gisele Bundchen Photos
Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen (L) receives a gift after presenting an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
10-04-2008 @ 8:49AM
todd said...
LMAO
Only reason why she is hooked up with him , and I PRAY that Tom reads some of this stuff, is that HE HAS MONEY.
Can't be the looks...
THe dude smile and It reminds me of what Forest Gump may look like After his mental health Drops...
Do the world a favor Tom, Quit smiling for God sake ya goofy looking Idiot.
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10-04-2008 @ 8:16PM
kellie said...
too funny, Giselle was listed as the top paid model last year banking $15million. So I think she really doesn't need to marry him for his money..
10-04-2008 @ 9:02AM
tracy said...
What a riot! I love Tom Brady (I have a life size stand up of him) and wish him a quick and healthy recovery. I work in Orthopedics/Sports Medicine and know he can come back full strength. I hope so I soooo miss him on that field! I know he isn't the whole team but he is their mojo. If he does marry Gisele, lucky her :)
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10-04-2008 @ 9:34AM
Gina said...
Tom Brady is NOT the least bit attractive. Let's just hope he can be a better husband than he is a father. To me he is just another jerk.
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10-05-2008 @ 4:55PM
Jones said...
How is he a bad father? Moynihan didn't tell Brady she was pregnant until after they broke up. Get off your soapbox and learn before you speak.
10-04-2008 @ 9:40AM
G. VARSAMES said...
WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE HIS SON BY ANOTHER WOMAN.
LEFT ON THE FIELD????????? TOM BRADY IS A SLEAZE AND HE WON'T CHANGE--------------------
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10-04-2008 @ 9:41AM
daboyzruleperiod said...
sounds like he's been favoring his 3rd leg too :)
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10-04-2008 @ 9:44AM
CHRIS said...
GISSELLE IS SMOKING HOT!! I GO TO VS JUST TO SEE HER PICTURE, GGGRRR. CRIME IS UP, PROTECT YOUR FAMILY, PEPPER SPRAY, WIRELESS HOME SECURITY, HOME MONITORING, PROTECTION DVDS, WWW.YOUBSAFE.COM
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10-04-2008 @ 9:49AM
Ann said...
Don't get me wrong I'm a huge Patriot's fan and watch every game. So if those two losers (Tom and Gisele), want to get married just do it and get it done. Then in a couple of years there be a big story about their divorce and it will be over just like his career. (Wow do you think the will both happen at the same time????) I'm not a fan of Brady's except for the fact that he's a great quarterback. But since he's been with Gisele his career has gone down the drain. So Tom put your head on straight and realize this and stop thinking with other parts of your body. Hopefully Kraft will see this and will step in and knock some football back into Tom's head. Who agrees with ME!!!
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10-04-2008 @ 10:08AM
Annie said...
know the facts before you comments Tom Brady EX the baby's mother and him had broken up before he knew she was pregnant he found out the same time the whole world found out through the media at the time he was already with Gisele cut the guy some slack he is not a bad father if you are going to point the finger look at the EX girl. As for Gesele she has her own money she is one of the top paid models in the world worth millions "Don''t judge and you won't be judge either"
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10-04-2008 @ 10:16AM
steve d said...
both them chicks are smokin hot now why they would want to marry some foot ball LOOSER jock they can do better like dale jr or some other sports related person FOOT BALL IS NOT A SPORT IT'S A GAME
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10-09-2008 @ 12:35PM
dave said...
hey dick head
go fix the tires on your house
you piece of trailer park trash
10-04-2008 @ 10:19AM
Tim said...
As a Steeler fan, I'm hoping Tom gets fat and lazy in his marraige with Gisele and she makes him forget about the NFL.
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10-04-2008 @ 10:19AM
Chad said...
I agree with you Ann. That poor kid!
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10-04-2008 @ 10:35AM
Jenny said...
For the person that said Giselle is with Tom just for the money....Are you kidding me! This girl is worth soooooo much more than Tom. Why would she want his money She has her own. Good luck to them both if they are marrying. It's none of anyone's business what they do.
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10-04-2008 @ 10:49AM
cindy said...
GO NYG!
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10-04-2008 @ 11:50AM
hank said...
Who f**kin cares??!! Gisele can have any man in the world. If she marries Tom well it's all for publicity. We'll see if that lasts. If Tom doesn't heal, she will probably move on because it's all about being in the public eye.
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10-04-2008 @ 12:17PM
hannah said...
man.... i love tom brady and i really hate Gisele... i think she only wants him for his money! and what about his son...whenever a new woman comes into a mans life for some reason the man almost never gets to spend time with his kids! Can someone say Gisele is a GOLD DIGGER!!!
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10-04-2008 @ 12:41PM
steele said...
two weeks ago i would be posting comments mean and cruel like everyone else here. i thought it funny and entertaining.
a close friend told me about a book called The Shack. i do not know exactly what made me go out and buy and then find time to read it having 5 kids under 14 to take care of but i did. it changed me. i still like a good joke, but judgeing is someting that i am very careful not to do. i hope that at least some of you go get this book and read it. you wont be able to put it down! but your life will certainly be moved.
mccain/palin 08
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10-04-2008 @ 12:45PM
Mike said...
Those 2 Bumps will be minor after there married a few yrs and half of all that money is hers by LAW, LOL. She'll leave him so Fast with her Half the only bumps he'll have left will be on his head LOL Good Luck Tom
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