Tom Brady, Gisele to Get Married! Unless They Don't!

Feb. 26 UPDATE: USMagazine.com is reporting that Patriots QB Tom Brady married Gisele Bundchen at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, Calif., on Thursday. "She's definitely 'The One," a source told US Weekly. "She really makes him comfortable and just happy."

Not to be outdone by Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and his C-list singer/"actress" girlfriend Jessica Simpson, word on the street is that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are gettin' hitched! What a time to be a celebrity gossip whore!

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According to the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker, who knows people: "...a close friend of the supermodel tells me, 'I don't think they will even bother getting engaged -- and will just slip off and marry quietly. But I think that's sooner rather than later.'"

To summarize: somebody who knows Bundchen (or, the very least, has seen her in person) speculates that the couple will get married. Unless they don't. And it'll happen sooner rather than later. Unless it doesn't. Well, that confirms it for me.

All that's left to discuss is how Brady's an awful father, why he hates Boston, and if the rumors are true that he's also engaged to A-Rod. Oh, and don't forget: the Patriots are cheaters.

By the way, I talked to my source close to the situation and they said Brady has been seen favoring his left leg. As if he's suffered some sort of injury. They also think he'll miss this week's game against the 49ers, which means Matt Cassel will play. Feel free to quote me.

Gisele Bundchen Photos

Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen presents an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)

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Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen (L) receives a gift after presenting an outfit by Colcci as part of the 2009 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 22, 2008. AFP PHOTO/Nelson ALMEIDA (Photo credit should read NELSON ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images)

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)

10-08-2008 @ 11:36AM

Web said...

She better have a pre nup. This is definatly a sexual relationship. What does an NFL player and a model have to talk about?

10-04-2008 @ 8:49AM

todd said...

LMAO

Only reason why she is hooked up with him , and I PRAY that Tom reads some of this stuff, is that HE HAS MONEY.

Can't be the looks...
THe dude smile and It reminds me of what Forest Gump may look like After his mental health Drops...

Do the world a favor Tom, Quit smiling for God sake ya goofy looking Idiot.

10-04-2008 @ 8:16PM

kellie said...

too funny, Giselle was listed as the top paid model last year banking $15million. So I think she really doesn't need to marry him for his money..

10-04-2008 @ 9:02AM

tracy said...

What a riot! I love Tom Brady (I have a life size stand up of him) and wish him a quick and healthy recovery. I work in Orthopedics/Sports Medicine and know he can come back full strength. I hope so I soooo miss him on that field! I know he isn't the whole team but he is their mojo. If he does marry Gisele, lucky her :)

10-04-2008 @ 8:15PM

Martin said...

"favoring his left leg? " "wont play against the 49ers"? Every sports fan in America knows that Brady has a season ending injury, except you apparently. Is this an example of your "inside information". The problem today is that any idiot can write a blog and unknowing people will take him seriously. My, my how journalism has suffered.

10-04-2008 @ 9:34AM

Gina said...

Tom Brady is NOT the least bit attractive. Let's just hope he can be a better husband than he is a father. To me he is just another jerk.

10-05-2008 @ 4:55PM

Jones said...

How is he a bad father? Moynihan didn't tell Brady she was pregnant until after they broke up. Get off your soapbox and learn before you speak.

10-04-2008 @ 9:44AM

CHRIS said...

GISSELLE IS SMOKING HOT!! I GO TO VS JUST TO SEE HER PICTURE, GGGRRR. CRIME IS UP, PROTECT YOUR FAMILY, PEPPER SPRAY, WIRELESS HOME SECURITY, HOME MONITORING, PROTECTION DVDS, WWW.YOUBSAFE.COM

10-04-2008 @ 9:40AM

G. VARSAMES said...

WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE HIS SON BY ANOTHER WOMAN.
LEFT ON THE FIELD????????? TOM BRADY IS A SLEAZE AND HE WON'T CHANGE--------------------

10-04-2008 @ 9:41AM

daboyzruleperiod said...

sounds like he's been favoring his 3rd leg too :)

10-04-2008 @ 9:49AM

Ann said...

Don't get me wrong I'm a huge Patriot's fan and watch every game. So if those two losers (Tom and Gisele), want to get married just do it and get it done. Then in a couple of years there be a big story about their divorce and it will be over just like his career. (Wow do you think the will both happen at the same time????) I'm not a fan of Brady's except for the fact that he's a great quarterback. But since he's been with Gisele his career has gone down the drain. So Tom put your head on straight and realize this and stop thinking with other parts of your body. Hopefully Kraft will see this and will step in and knock some football back into Tom's head. Who agrees with ME!!!

10-04-2008 @ 10:08AM

Annie said...

know the facts before you comments Tom Brady EX the baby's mother and him had broken up before he knew she was pregnant he found out the same time the whole world found out through the media at the time he was already with Gisele cut the guy some slack he is not a bad father if you are going to point the finger look at the EX girl. As for Gesele she has her own money she is one of the top paid models in the world worth millions "Don''t judge and you won't be judge either"

JTA said...

maybe Belicheat is available to videotape his wedding.

10-04-2008 @ 10:16AM

steve d said...

both them chicks are smokin hot now why they would want to marry some foot ball LOOSER jock they can do better like dale jr or some other sports related person FOOT BALL IS NOT A SPORT IT'S A GAME

10-09-2008 @ 12:35PM

dave said...

hey dick head
go fix the tires on your house
you piece of trailer park trash

10-04-2008 @ 10:19AM

Tim said...

As a Steeler fan, I'm hoping Tom gets fat and lazy in his marraige with Gisele and she makes him forget about the NFL.

Chad said...

I agree with you Ann. That poor kid!

10-04-2008 @ 10:35AM

Jenny said...

For the person that said Giselle is with Tom just for the money....Are you kidding me! This girl is worth soooooo much more than Tom. Why would she want his money She has her own. Good luck to them both if they are marrying. It's none of anyone's business what they do.

10-04-2008 @ 10:49AM

cindy said...

GO NYG!

10-04-2008 @ 7:59PM

Bernice said...

Brady is a supreme example of fame going to one's head (or other parts of his body)!! He had no business getting involved with the model when he already was involved with someone else. He used his childl's mother and that will always be following him around the rest of his life. I give him and his "model" two years tops!!!

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