
Each week in the NFL, there are players that impress and players that distress. One week a certain quarterback might toss four touchdowns and run around with his finger in the air while the next he's laying on his back, holding his face-mask as the other team returns one of his three interceptions for the game-winning score. With that in mind, here's our new feature, Studs and Duds:
Here's Week 4 at a glance, where we point out the horses destined for the Kentucky Derby and jeer those headed to the glue factory.
Studs
Matt Bryant, K Tampa Bay (3 - 3 FG, 3 - 3 XP) -- A day after burying his 3-month-old son, Matthew Tryson, Bryant decided to suit up for the Buccaneers, and in an emotional battle most could never imagine, didn't miss a kick all game, helping Tampa Bay beat Green Bay. Some things in this world make absolutely no sense, this being one of them, but the toughness of Matt and his wife is something to be respected. Amazing effort Matt, we are all sorry for your loss.
Brett Favre, QB NY Jets and Laveranues Coles, WR NY Jets (24-34, 289 yards, 6 TDs, 8 catches, 105 yards, 3 TDs) -- This is basically why he is Brett Favre. A week after throwing three interceptions in a losing effort to the Giants, Favre and company went for it on fourth-and-whatever from wherever, tossing six touchdowns, three to Coles. A passer rating of 123.7 was pretty good for the 86-year-old gunslinger, and the good news for us all is this will again bring back all the chatter about how great Favre is and how good a decision it was for him to go to the Jets. Maybe that whole idea should be logged in the "Dud" category.
Larry Johnson, RB Kansas City (28 rushes, 198 yards, 2 TDs) -- Jay-Z, LJ's good buddy, once said in "Show Me What You Got," "What'd you want me to do, I'm sorry, I'm back." I guess Johnson is taking the Hova's lyrics to heart. He was the key to the upset over the Broncos yesterday a week after he rushed for 121 yards and a touchdown against the Falcons. It appears if the Chiefs expect to win more games this season, getting this guy more and more involved might be Priority Numero Uno.
Drew Brees, QB New Orleans (25-35, 363 yards, 3 TDs) -- You can't really blame the mediocre start to the season for the Saints on Brees. In three of four games this season, he's thrown for 343, 416 and now 363 yards with third, fourth and fifth string players running routes. After opening the game with an interception, Brees seemed to become more comfortable, either because he realized he was playing the 49ers or because he was playing the 49ers.
Duds
Kurt Warner, QB Arizona (3 interceptions, 4 fumbles) -- So maybe the gloves are a bad idea? Warner continued with the ongoing NFL trend that quarterbacks can't hang on to the pigskin, giving the other team the football so many times I came up with a theory. Those Jets jerseys looked a lot like the Rams colors, so maybe he just got his wires crossed this week and thought he was back on St. Louis. No worries Arizona fans, I'm sure he'll get it straighted out.
Reggie Bush, RB New Orleans (10 rushes, 31 yards, 5 catches, 7 yards) -- Oh Reggie, you almost had us fooled. Touching the ball 15 times yesterday against San Francisco, Bush averaged a measly 2.5 yards, which doesn't exactly scream "big play-maker." You think a guy that is as quick as Bush could make a few more things happen when he gets the ball in his hands.
Frank Caliendo, Impersonator, Dish TV spokesman, FOX pregame talent -- You know, if you're going to impersonate someone on national television for a company that is paying you, I have one simple rule. Make sure we have a decent idea of who you're trying to impersonate. Sure, the Charles Barkley is pretty funny and the George W. Bush garnishes a few chuckles, but I honestly have no idea who you are trying to be in these new Dish ads. Are these famous people? Are they actors? Who are you going to dress up as next, Clay Aiken?
Stacy Andrews, Darryl Blackstock, Andre Caldwell, Simeon Castille, Antonio Chatman, Daniel Coats, Anthony Collins, Kyle Cook, DeDe Dorsey, Jonathan Fanene, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Jamar Fletcher, Robert Geathers, Eric Ghiaciuc, Shayne Graham, Leon Hall, Orien Harris, Kyries Hebert, Glenn Holt, T.J. Housmandzadeh, Dexter Jackson, Rashad Jeanty, Brandon Johnson, David Jones, Dhani Jones, Herana-Daze Jones, Levi Jones, Johnathan Joseph, Reggie Kelly, Scott Kooistra, Kyle Larson, Corey Lynch, Raegan Maui'a, Corey Mays, Chinedum Ndukwe, Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson, Antwan Odom, Carson Palmer, Jordan Palmer, Domata Peko, Chris Perry, Keith Rivers, Frostee Rucker, Jason Shirley, Jerome Simpson, Pat Sims, Brad St. Louis, John Thornton, Ben Utecht, Kenny Watson, Marvin White, Andrew Whitworth, Bobbie Williams -- That is the entire active roster for the Cincinnati Bengals. Need I say more?
Who just missed out?
Near Studly: Muhsin Muhammad, Chris Johnson, Chris Horton, Adrian Peterson, Steve Slaton, and Albert Haynesworth.
Near Dudly: Marion Barber, David Akers, Broncos rushing game, Darren McFadden, Eagles goal line offense, Aaron Rodgers.



















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-29-2008 @ 11:27AM
Brody said...
How did Ryan Grant not make your Dudly list, but Rodgers get your almost dudly? The guy had three picks, but only one was because he made a bad throw - the first was because he hit his RB right in the numbers, but the guy decided to let it bounce off of him right into a defender's hands, and the third interception was because he got hit literally two seconds after the snap from his backside, since his entire offensive line and running back (Grant, again) decided they didn't need to block the guy. The second interception was his fault.
Grant, on the other hand, rushed like 20 times for 25 yards, with a fumble. The guy has been pathetic this year, forcing Rodgers to have to try to win games on his own.
Hey Grant, thanks for holding out. Douche.
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9-29-2008 @ 12:37PM
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That would be tough. I really feel for his family. My prayers go out to them.
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9-29-2008 @ 1:36PM
Pam Rossano RNC said...
I am a L&D RN also facilitate a support group for families suffering from the loss of a baby. Matt and his family should hopefull get some help from the SIDS foundation and the National Share org, It's a very tough road for those who feel so alone after this loss.
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9-29-2008 @ 3:54PM
Jan said...
Well, that certainly was some NFL Sunday. The New York Jet's certainly got their money's worth with Farve, he must think of this game as his personal best. I love Washington's win, in fact, I love anybody who beats the Cowboys. And I watched the Eagles/Bears game and the Bears looked fabulous in that goal line stand. I am a Raider fan and actually yesterday, they looked good and I think the players want the coach to stay, even if they lost to San Diego, this Raider team seems like it is coming together.
Jan in Beaver, UItah
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9-29-2008 @ 6:49PM
DallasCowboysRock said...
Marion Barber almost a dud? The guy got 8 carries. You cant make plays if you don't have the ball. The previous game he ran for more than 120 yards on over twenty touches, he simply did not have the ball.
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9-29-2008 @ 9:49PM
PacoGerte said...
Frank Caliendo is 98% hilarious. His Robbin Williams, John Madden, and Jim Rome impersonations are better than anything done by Hartman, Carvey, Little, or that new guy from SNL.
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9-30-2008 @ 10:09AM
Jeff said...
God bless you, Matt. I can't stop thinking about you. I have a 3 month old boy right now. It makes me sick. Just know that you're in everyone's prayers.. and you're everyone's hero. Much love.
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9-30-2008 @ 3:40PM
mike said...
Frank Caliendo should be on the studs. The guy has a talent unlike any other. And this writer is mentally retarded if he cannot recognize a William Shatner impression and a Donald Trump impression. Who are the two people being portrayed in his new dish commercials.
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10-01-2008 @ 4:44PM
Thomas said...
You're a tool, a fool and the punchline of a joke that ends with you being referred to as an "author". Not only are your attempts at satire far from remotely humerous, your explinations for your selections are cantankerous and at best on a 6th grade level of reasoning. You're ostentatious. I can only hope that you are not paid to sit at a desk and vomit these collection of words only refer to them as work. Here's to looking forward to the day you're flipping hamburgers at wendys, a job that might be a little more challening that your skills allow for; but you have to eat, right?
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