
FanHouse's weekly look at all 32 NFL teams
My power rankings got a bit of a shakeup this week, with my No. 1 team needing overtime to beat my No. 28 team at home, and my No. 4 team getting blown out by my No. 29 team at home. What does it all mean? Are NFL power rankings a futile exercise in this topsy-turvy league? Maybe, but they're fun to argue about, so let's do them anyway.
- 1. Cowboys (3-0) | Prev.: 3
It was some time around the third quarter of the Cowboys' win at Green Bay that I realized they're the best team in the NFL. My favorite thing about this year's Cowboys is that their offense doesn't just make big plays, it can also overpower opposing defenses, thanks to Marion Barber and a good offensive line. - 2. Eagles (2-1) | Prev.: 5
Donovan McNabb showed his toughness once again, returning to the game against the Steelers even though he felt like he got kicked in the chest by Kareem. - 3. Giants (3-0) | Previous Week: 1
I don't feel the least bit bad about dropping them after a win, not when it was an overtime win, at home, against an 0-3 team. I do, however, think that the suspension of Plaxico Burress is going to turn out to be a good thing, as Tom Coughlin tells his players they can't rest on the laurels of last year's Super Bowl. - 4. Packers (2-1) | Prev.: 6
Yes, I realize that I raised the Packers after a loss, but it was a loss to the best team in the league. I expect them to bounce back nicely at Tampa Bay on Sunday.
- 5. Ravens (2-0) | Prev.: 15
This Ravens defense is just ridiculously good through two games, so ridiculously good that I kind of assume that all the old guys on defense are going to wear down as the season goes on, while all the young guys on offense are going to come back to earth. For now, though, I'm tentatively declaring the Baltimore Ravens the best team in the AFC. Didn't see that one coming.
- 6. Bills (3-0) | Prev.: 7
I don't think Bills quarterback Trent Edwards is getting enough credit for the team's 3-0 start. He's completing 67% of his passes and has thrown just one interception through three games. And he's only 24 years old. Bills fans have to feel very good about the future of their franchise. - 7. Steelers (2-1) | Prev.: 2
Last week I thought the Steelers were the best team in the AFC, but that was before I realized just how bad their offensive line is. How is Ben Roethlisberger supposed to last 16 games? - 8. Chargers (1-2) | Prev.: 11
Do you realize that LaDainian Tomlinson ran the ball 26 times last night and he never broke one for longer than five yards? And that was against a Jets team that lost its best run-stuffer, Kris Jenkins, in the first quarter. If Tomlinson's toe is so badly injured that he can't do better than two and a half yards a carry, why isn't Norv Turner resting him, instead of giving him the ball 26 times in a game the Chargers won easily? - 9. Broncos (3-0) | Prev.: 10
The offense is great, but they've given up more than 30 points, at home, to two straight opponents. At some point they need to get that defense straightened out.
- 10. Titans (3-0) | Prev.: 16
Looking ahead at the Titans' schedule, they'll be either 5-1 or 6-0 when they host the Colts on Monday Night Football in Week 8. I would have said you were crazy if you had told me this before the season, but I think they might be able to build up a nearly insurmountable lead in the AFC South by halfway through the season.
- 11. Redskins (2-1) | Prev.: 19
If they were in any other division I'd give the Redskins a better than even chance of at least being a wild card team, but in the NFC East I just don't see it happening.
- 12. Jaguars (1-2) | Prev.: 17
The Jaguars had to win at Indianapolis or their playoff hopes were close to over after three weeks, and they get credit in my book for getting the job done, although it should be noted that they needed a major mistake by an official to get it done. - 13. Panthers (2-1) | Prev.: 9
Good to have Steve Smith back? I guess, but it looked like Jake Delhomme was forcing the ball to Smith: He completed just four of his nine passes to Smith, but 13 of his 20 passes to everyone else.
- 14. Bears (1-2) | Prev.: 12
Is there a groin-grabber on this team? Tampa Bay offensive lineman Jeremy Trueblood said someone squeezed his junk during a pileup in Sunday's game at Chicago. Asked if it could be true, Bears defensive tackle Tommie Harris said, "Probably. I don't know. They grab [testicles], they pinch, they do everything underneath the pile. It's football. It's what goes on during the whistle." - 15. Colts (1-2) | Prev.: 8
The bad news; This team's run defense is horrible. The good news: The last time this team's run defense was horrible, it got good all of a sudden just in time, and they won the Super Bowl. - 16. Vikings (1-2) | Prev.: 14
After watching that 20-10 win over the Panthers, I think benching Tarvaris Jackson for Gus Frerotte was the right move, but I also think their defense is going to need to hold a whole lot of teams to 10 points if they're going to win many games. - 17. Patriots (2-1) | Prev.: 4
Looking for something to be happy about, Patriots fans? You've got great special teams. Best in the league overall, and the only team in the league that's above average in all five special teams categories: Field goals, punts, kickoffs, punt returns and kickoff returns. - 18. Cardinals (2-1) | Prev.: 18
Some guys go in the tank when they think they're underpaid, others work harder to prove that they deserve a raise. Cardinals receiver Anquan Boldin is clearly in the latter group. Boldin looks like he's going to have the best season of his career -- and this is a guy who's had 100 catches and 1,400 yards in a season before. - 19. Buccaneers (2-1) | Prev.: 23
The Bucs passed the ball 67 times and ran 16 times against the Bears. Don't you get the feeling that deep in his heart, Jon Gruden thinks that's about 15 passes too many?
- 20. Saints (1-2) | Prev.: 13
Saints guard Jamar Nesbit was suspended four games for violating the NFL policy on steroids and related substances. Nesbit says he wasn't trying to cheat and that he just took a supplement that he didn't know had a banned substance in it. Maybe he's telling the truth, but that, of course, is what everyone always says when they get caught breaking the performance-enhancing drug rules.
- 21. Dolphins (1-2) | Prev.: 29
Rookie No. 1 overall pick Jake Long is one hell of a right tackle. Of course, he plays left tackle. Also: Tight end Anthony Fasano is quietly having a great season.
- 22. 49ers (2-1) | Prev.: 21
Mike Martz, the 49ers' offensive coordinator, was fired by Detroit because Lions coach Rod Marinelli didn't think Martz was good enough at drawing up and calling running plays. So Martz had to get a lot of satisfaction out of rushing for 182 yards against Marinelli's defense on Sunday.
- 23. Seahawks (1-2) | Prev.: 22
Julius Jones is looking like a very good free agent signing; according to Football Outsiders, Jones has been the fourth-most productive running back in the NFL this season.
- 24. Jets (1-2) | Prev.: 20
The Jets did something with punter Ben Graham that I can't recall ever seeing before: They cut him after their Week 2 game, and then, when the guy they signed to replace him got hurt in practice, they re-signed him in time for him to play in their Week 3 game. Asked how he felt about it, Graham said, How would you feel being fired from your job to be hired three or four days later? It's awkward - 25. Bengals (0-3) | Prev.: 28
You have to respect the way they fought against the Giants, and T.J. Houshmandzadeh had one of the games of the year.
- 26. Raiders (1-2) | Prev.: 27
Could Al Davis please just put Lane Kiffin out of his misery already? I think he will after Sunday's game against the Chargers. The Raiders are heading into their bye week after San Diego, which feels like a natural time to make the change.
- 27. Falcons (2-1) | Prev.: 23
Home wins against the Lions and the Chiefs make the Falcons' 2-1 record about as soft a 2-1 record as a team can get. But I promise, Falcons fans, if they win at Carolina on Sunday I'll move them into the Top 20. - 28. Browns (0-3) | Prev.: 25
When you're coming off a 10-6 season, and then three weeks into the next season the fans are already buzzing about a guy who might be the coach next year, that's a pretty serious problem for the current coach. I like Romeo Crennel, but he'd better get this thing turned around very, very quickly.
- 29. Texans (0-2) | Prev.: 26
There's talk of benching Matt Schaub, but that would be a Band-Aid over a gunshot wound. The Texans are ailing on offense, defense and special teams.
- 30. Lions (0-2) | Prev.: 32
Fired Millen! - 31. Chiefs (0-3) | Prev.: 31
The state of the professional football in the state of Missouri is pathetic. Did you see Tyler Thigpen on Sunday? He made Ryan Leaf look like Peyton Manning. And yet the Chiefs aren't their state's worst team. - 32. Rams (0-3) | Prev.: 30
Scott Linehan benched Marc Bulger for Trent Green, but does anyone really believe Bulger is even close to the Rams' biggest problem? They're losing by 29 points a game, and through three weeks of the season they look like not just the worst team in the NFL, but one of the worst teams in NFL history.





















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9-25-2008 @ 12:09PM
jkads said...
Last I checked, the Browns were 10-6 last year which makes this year's 0-3 start even worse. Bring on Brady...
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9-25-2008 @ 12:29PM
marcodolo said...
I hope you docked the Pats last year for winning close games against the hapless Ravens and McNabb-less Eagles. Same thing goes for the Cowboys win over the Bills.
If you did this then your dropping of the G-men is okay.
Otherwise, you're just picking on the Giants for not being flashy. Yes, the Bengals gave them a fight. As a Giants fan I feel great because this is a game we would have lost in recent years past. When you don't play your best football but still come out with a win, well, that's what good teams do.
A win is a win. There's no column for convincing wins and unconvincing wins.
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9-25-2008 @ 1:24PM
miller said...
the Eagles a top team in the nfl with buck wheat mc nabb at QB ? please .. middle of the pack team at best . the Eagles will never win the super boul with mc scab at qb he will find a way to lose just like he did at losercuse
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9-25-2008 @ 2:31PM
josh said...
browns went 10 - 6 idiot
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9-25-2008 @ 3:51PM
Jonef said...
Why do the Falcons move down 4 spots after a win? Watch out for them to compete this week and maybe even take the win against Carolina (in the head to head the last 5 games have been won by the road team!).
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9-25-2008 @ 4:11PM
RICH C. said...
To Miller:
You racist ashole, McNabb isn't my favorite either, but he is a
better and smarter quarterback than Tony Homo. NYGiants
are the champs until beaten!! Eagles - #2 Chargers - #3
Cowgirls - #4
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9-25-2008 @ 8:43PM
RKW said...
If anyone is is BIAS (not racist) it would be you Rich C. The Giants had to go into overtime against a team they were supposed to crush handily. The Cowboys beat the Eagles and stopped the whole A.Rodgers bandwagon before it got to hot. Be realistic, the Giants are 3-0 and all but if you have to go into overtime against the BENGALS what does that say about your team?
9-25-2008 @ 7:44PM
jraintdead said...
RICH C. said...
To Miller:
You racist ashole, McNabb isn't my favorite either, but he is a
better and smarter quarterback than Tony Homo.
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Hey, Rich
Isn't the internet great? Nothing like anonymity, is there? It permits you to sit at your computer and cuss people out and say things that, were you face to face with them, a nutless wonder such as yourself would never have the balls to say.
9-25-2008 @ 6:38PM
Rich Kid said...
Rich C...............Suck it up Big Boy, even though the Giants are the defending world champions, lets face it...They don't look that good. What makes Miller a racist asshole? Are your feelings hurt? Awe....They are aren't they?? It's okay Rich C...The Giants are #1 ! There...now we can sleep tonight. Lol...........................
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9-25-2008 @ 6:43PM
tom said...
Wow MDS The Giants drop 2 spots with a win and the Packers lose and rise 4 spots. What did you like from the Packers to raise them? The way they scored 9 meaningful points against a team that gave up 30+ the week before? Or was it the way the Cowboys Offense methodically dismantled them? Maybe you thought their special teams were 4 teams better than last week.
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9-25-2008 @ 7:57PM
jraintdead said...
tom said...
Wow MDS The Giants drop 2 spots with a win and the Packers lose and rise 4 spots. What did you like from the Packers to raise them?
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The Giants beat the Bungles, and the Packers lost to the best team in the league. If you'd care to read his comments, I believe you'll see that he explains his reasoning.
9-25-2008 @ 7:50PM
jraintdead said...
tom said...
Wow MDS The Giants drop 2 spots with a win and the Packers lose and rise 4 spots. What did you like from the Packers to raise them?
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The Giants beat the Bungles, and the Packers lost to the best team in the league. If you'd care to read his comments, I believe you'll see that he explains his reasoning.
9-25-2008 @ 8:13PM
Jeff said...
I love the way Rich C. calls Miller a racist because of the buckwheat remark then has the nerve to say Tony Homo. Get a clue dude. I am not queer or black but if you want respect for your race then have respect for other people. Why can't we just bash teams not people. Everyone knows the Cowboys are the BEST! Go COWBOYS!
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9-25-2008 @ 8:20PM
Bernie said...
I can't believe this bogus ranking! You have some crappy teams ahead of this years AFC champs the SAN DIEGO CHARGERS! The Steels, Bills, and Ravens have nothing on San Diego. You guys are crazy. The Chargers could easily be 3-0 with out Shawn Merriman only two last second TD passes makes them 1-2. LT has always had slow starts and gets better each week. The only team that has Kept the Chargers out of the superbowl the last two seasons does not have Tom Brady this year. Don't look now but hear come the sleeping giants stomping down the opposition.
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9-25-2008 @ 8:24PM
nunya said...
Dude, you could put Dallas in last place for all I care but Dallas is out to do ONE thing and ONE thing only, play each team like it's the big one. A playoff victory IS the ultimate goal. Maybe it'll shut all the whiny girls out there. Who cares about this dorks ratings?
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9-25-2008 @ 10:19PM
john said...
of course the cowboys are #1....ITS SEPTEMBER!!!...they'll probably stay #1 til early december....guess whats gonna happen then......ahahahahaha....they got talent, but no heart....NONE....
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9-26-2008 @ 12:19AM
Gary said...
Interesting to see that the top 4 teams are all from the NFC. It looks like the AFC dominance is over. One other observation -- I think the Colts and Patriots from top to bottom are still better than many of the teams above them. They've only played three games and dropping them down that far so quickly seems like an overreaction.
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9-26-2008 @ 1:14AM
Willie Wunderlich said...
I have learned that it is too much to expect logic from a sports writer, but how in the hell does Michael Smith rank Buffalo and Dallas ahead of the Denver Broncos? Buffalo beat Oakland by 1 point, and Denver beat Oakland 41-14, giving up a TD with their 3rd string prevent defense at the end of that game. Denver's first stringers dominated the Cowboys' first stringers on both sides of the ball in their first half pre-season contest last month. I am almost certain that Denver could beat Dallas by at least 20 points.Denver had 34 1st downs to San Diego's 19, and racked up 486 yards against the #1 ESPN Chargers last week.
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9-26-2008 @ 9:50AM
Steve said...
Anyone bagging on Tony Romo is in denial on a colossal scale. Based on his 2 mistakes against the Eagles, the Boys basically spotted the Eagles 14 points and STILL beat them. Think about that for awhile!
Also, to the Giants fans... these are POWER rankings, not rankings based on wins or loses. You barely won a game against one of the weakest teams in the NFL. Not too powerful.
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9-26-2008 @ 4:04PM
Fred Smorgasbord said...
May the gas of a thousand camels part your anus and invade your disgusting nostrils.
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