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Studs and Duds, Week 2: Ed Hochuli Reviews Plays With His Eyes Closed

Each week in the NFL, there are players that impress and players that distress. One week a certain quarterback might toss four touchdowns and run around with his finger in the air while the next he's laying on his back, holding his face-mask as the other team returns one of his three interceptions for the game-winning score. With that in mind, here's our new feature, Studs and Duds:

We'll try to dissect a crazy Week 2, where we point out the horses destined for the Kentucky Derby and jeer those headed to the glue factory.

Studs

Aaron Rodgers, QB Green Bay (24-38, 328 yards, 3 TDs): It wasn't exactly a walk in the park, but Rodgers first half performance was good enough to land him on the list. This was Rodgers showing everyone that he isn't some hack behind center, and you couldn't be more proud of a guy in his first two games. You also can't play the "it was against the Lions" card because Detroit looked fairly solid up until Jon Kitna remembered what team he played for.
Brandon Marshall, WR Denver (18 catches, 166 yards, 1 TD): Well, welcome back sir, it sure is nice to see you again. In his first action back from suspension, Marshall tied the record for second most catches in a game (Terrell Owens had 20 with the 49ers) and looked like just about the best receiver in the league. Maybe his prediction to catch 10 balls a game wasn't so crazy after all.

Chris Horton, S Washington (2 interceptions, 1 fumble recovery): The rookie safety for the Redskins had Drew Brees' number in Week 2, snagging two balls and grabbing another on the ground to help a team that looked lifeless upset the Saints. This is probably the time to mention that even though Horton gets the nod, Jason Campbell and Clinton Portis looked to be in postseason form. I'm just saying...

Kurt Warner, QB Arizona (19-24, 361 yards, 3 TDs): I wasn't blogging in 2001 so I thought it might be interesting to see what that would be like. Warner, who keeps pushing Matt Leinart closer and closer to a full-time relationship with the clipboard, looked very Rams-y, connecting three times with Anquan Boldin as the Cardinals rolled the Dolphins. Note to anyone in a suicide football league: just bet the team that is playing Miami.

Duds

Ed Hochuli, Referee/Bicep Activist: The muscle man with the zebra stripes made a name for himself this weekend that goes beyond his affair with protein powder. He made one of the worst calls of all time in any sport ever. Ever. EVER. Note to potential officials: when a player (Jay Cutler) admits to all the world after the game that he fumbled the football, you probably made the wrong call. My advice for Hochuli: do not take that Buffalo Wild Wings commercial as a real life situation. Who in the world didn't think that was a fumble? Is there a single person?

LaDainian Tomlinson, RB San Diego (10 carries, 26 yards): Hey LDT, Larry Johnson is on the phone, he wants to talk to you about something.

Head Coach Decision Making: You can talk to me for years, but I will never be on board with the two point conversion call at the end of the Bronco game. Sure, Mike Shanahan was playing with house money, but doesn't everyone see what he did there? That is your season. If you fail to convert (which very well could have happened as Cutler squeezed that ball in coverage) your team, and fans, could very well give up on you in Week 2. Also, hiding behind the "sometimes you have a feeling" theory isn't really what you're looking for with a head coach. It isn't. Every member of the Broncos should be buying Powerball tickets this week.

Chad Ocho Johnson Cinco, WR Cincinnati (4 catches, 37 yards): Not even Clark Kent and Superman are as different as the old Chad Johnson and the new Ocho Cinco. One catch last week and a measly four snags this week were as bad as the weather in Cincinnati. His song and dance was all fun and cute when he was producing but isn't nearly as fun on an 0-2 team that doesn't look to be improving any time soon. Note to Mr. Ocho -- more practice field, less courthouse.

Almost Studly -- Calvin Johnson, Campbell, Portis, Jonathan Stewart, Reggie Bush, Darren Sproles, Darren McFadden, and J.T. O'Sullivan.

Almost Dudly -- Brett Favre, Kitna, Randy Moss, The Jacksonville Rushing Attack, the Vikings second half performance, quarterbacks in the Chiefs-Raiders game and Ohio State (sorry, but it was so bad it's worth mentioning).

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