Two names will be at the forefront of Sunday's Dolphins-Jets game.Both retired ... only to quickly unretire. Both totally peeved off the teams they retired from. And that's about all that binds them.
The main name, of course, is Brett Favre. Why else would CBS send their top broadcast team to cover a game featuring teams that combined for a 5-27 record last year?
J-E-T-S! Brett! Brett! Brett! The game will have a ton of interest just to see what Favre will do in Gotham Green. No other NFL player has been so loved by television audiences ... and that was when he was playing in the NFL's smallest market. This is New York, baby!
However, don't sleep on the guy on the other side of the ball. Ricky Williams has been named the starter for the Miami Dolphins ... which was just an unreal thought just two years ago.
Favre retired because, well, we don't know why. Ricky retired because he was in love with the Hippie Lettuce (cue the NSFW video from Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay) and couldn't both smoke and play.
Favre has played in, like, a million consecutive games. Ricky actually retired for the entire 2004 season; played twelve games in 2005 after sitting four games for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy; missed the 2006 season after violating the policy again; played just a few snaps in 2007 after being suspended and then ripping his pectoral muscle.
Still, it is just remarkable that Ricky Williams will be starting Sunday against the Jets.
There are 88 other players in the game that will help decide the outcome ... but the TV cameras aren't there for them. It is Favre and Ricky time!


















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-06-2008 @ 9:58AM
tonydagreek said...
America has become the land of corporate rule and the little guy is being forgotten . some stadiums have a 1 time 20,000 license few per seat . totally bullshit imo . superball seats were like 75% eaten up by corporations how ironic is that ??????
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9-06-2008 @ 10:06AM
Bernie said...
I hate to be the one to rain on the Dolphins parade to begin the 2008 season but I have a feeling the game will go like this, the train that was Ricky Williams will be derailed by the much improved Jets D-fense, Chad Pendington is going to be running for his life and if Brett Farve is doing any running side line to side line look for some long completions down field against a bad Dolphin team. Yes, this is going to be an old fashion blow out. Jets 35 Dolphins 13.
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9-06-2008 @ 12:17PM
Brandon said...
funniest. blog. ever.
9-06-2008 @ 12:38PM
Don said...
Bernie is so correct.. Jets win this one big !! Williams is going to wish he was back home smokin on his blunt when he meets the new JETS D.
9-06-2008 @ 2:30PM
Matt Rhoden said...
lol first of all the "improved" jets "d fence" is watery at best and if ricky gets derailed .. whos there too stop ronnie? honestly u have no idea whats coming the jets way ...
9-06-2008 @ 1:43PM
Tracy said...
I found no humor in it at all.
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