The Neck Beard Is 'Super Hot'

I don't pretend to be able to judge how attractive a man is. It's tough trying to figure out what women want. I do, usually, think I can spot an ugly dude, though. It doesn't matter one bit to his football play -- which is quite ugly at times -- but Kyle Orton just seems like an ugly dude to me. It's probably because of presentation, sure, but that's how he's chosen to present himself ... with an odd-looking neck beard and an unidentifiable 'do.

Apparently, that's how Lindsay Lohan rolls. She and her gal pals want a piece of said neck beard, apparently:

Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton -- dubbed ''super-hot'' by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player's dance-floor moves.

I guess if you still find Lohan appealing -- just pop in Mean Girls -- this should give hope to all men that they can attract a woman. I mean, check out the picture ... you can't tell me you leave your house in the morning thinking you look worse than that.

Finally, from a fidelity standpoint, I hope the "attractive blonde" was Orton's wife ... maybe she dyed it?

Arm bash: Brinson on MPS