Lindsay Lohan Thinks Neck Beardsman and Bears QB Orton Is Soooo Totally 'Super Hot'

Yup. This guy.

The Lindsay Lohan sweating an athlete thing isn't brand spanking earth shattering news. She's already discussed, in a rather profane manner, how attractive she thinks Michael Phelps is, and the now, she may or may not be infatuated with a certain Chicago Bears quarterback.

That's right, Kyle Orton, you are pretty, pretty, pretty attractive.

Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton - dubbed ''super-hot" by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player's dance-floor moves.

It's hard to decide what's more amazing: that Orton has sick dance moves or that he's considered "super-hot" by a bunch of quasi celebrities, some of whom I can't name, and at least one of whom has been noted in the past as being a bit promiscuous.

Still, it's a pretty big couple of weeks for Orton. First he wins the Bears gig in a fierce battle of brilliant quarterbacks against Rex Grossman and now he's being stalked by Lohan? If the Bears can land a Marty Booker type for their second wideout spot, Orton = Easy Street.