
Training camps are underway, the NFL season is right around the corner, and to get you ready for 2008, FanHouse previews all 32 teams, "heat index" style. We'll rate each club in 10 categories on a scale of 1 to 10, high score wins.
Quarterback: All Tom Brady, all the time. Honestly, he's got it all: a rocket for an arm, Madison Avenue good looks, dreamy eyes (that's what the ladies say, anyway), a few Super Bowl rings, Hall of Fame career, lingerie model girlfriend. He's living the American dream, and as he goes, the Patriots go. Unfortunately for New England, he hasn't played a snap this preseason, and as a result, the Patriots' offense has gone from a battleship that bombed opposing defenses into submission, to a rowboat missing an oar, aimlessly spinning in circles. A healthy Brady is the key to the season, because if the two Matt's (Cassell and Gutierrez) can't get it done in fake games, what's going to happen if they face defenses that have actually game planned and are trying to stop them? Brady will play on one leg, if he has to. Heat Index: 9
With the summer heat on everyone's mind, we decided to gauge each team's temperature. The higher the number, the hotter your team should be in 2008.
- Indianapolis Colts -- 79
- Dallas Cowboys -- 78
- New England Patriots -- 76
- Green Bay Packers -- 70
- Jacksonville Jaguars -- 70
- New Orleans Saints -- 70
- Detroit Lions -- 64
- Buffalo Bills -- 63
- Houston Texans -- 63
- Minnesota Vikings -- 62
- Baltimore Ravens -- 60
- Carolina Panthers -- 56
- Denver Broncos -- 56
- Arizona Cardinals -- 53
- Chicago Bears -- 52
- Cincinnati Bengals -- 52
- Miami Dolphins -- 45
- Atlanta Falcons -- 44
- Kansas City Chiefs -- 41
Running Back: Laurence Maroney leads the charge out of the New England backfield. He's big, fast, strong, powerful. He's almost a complete back, and there might be 20+ NFL teams that would love to have him. If he played for just about anybody else he might be a threat to lead the league in rushing. Since the Patriots never run the ball (even when they're up by 50 in the fourth quarter) he can't quite be that force in New England. Kevin Faulk will continue to do his thing as one of the best third-down backs in the NFL and catch first down, after first down. Heat Index: 7
Wide Receiver: After being rescued from the purgatory that is the Oakland Raiders, Randy Moss established himself, once again, as the premier pass catcher in the NFL. 2008 should be much of the same, assuming Tom terrific is healthy enough to get the ball to him. Not a big fan of Wes Welker. Basically, I'm convinced that anybody with marginal NFL receiver skills could do his job - which is nothing more than lining up opposite Randy Moss, and catching passes at the line of scrimmage. I know, I know, 112 catches last year. Impressive. But consider 21 of those catches were on balls thrown behind the line of scrimmage, with 79 being in the 1-10-yard range. That means only 12 of his receptions in 2007 were on passes thrown more than 10-yards down field. Eh. That gives new meaning to dink-and-dunk. Now that Donte Stallworth plays in Cleveland (and maims his teammates) it could be a make-or-break season for former second-round pick Chad Jackson. Regardless of what the other guys do, Moss makes the group dangerous. Heat Index: 8
Offensive Line: Despite throwing nearly 600 passes in the regular season, Brady was only sacked 21 times, and in some games, seemed to never even get touched by an opposing defender. Brady's lightning quick release at work? Or the result of a strong line? In the Super Bowl the Giants' defensive line had group meetings in the Patriots' backfield, perhaps exposing a weakness in the process. Solid group, but on this offense just being 'solid' makes it the weak link. Heat Index: 6
Defensive Line: A group that boasts three former first round picks in Ty Warren, Vince Wilfork and Richard Seymour. Add in Jarvis Green and his 6.5 sacks and it's a unit that can get at the quarterback. Struggled at times against the run, allowing opponents to average 4.4 yards per carry. Since they were ahead 40-0 every game, it never ended up being an issue because teams would eventually have to abandon the running game. Could prove troublesome if teams actually put up a fight in '08. Heat Index: 7
Linebackers: Even though the Patriots were stripped of their first round pick for, uh, unique advanced scouting techniques, they still had a first-rounder as a result of a 2007 draft day trade with the San Francisco 49ers. And since the 49ers weren't very good in '07, the Patriots ended up getting a top-ten pick which they used on Tennessee linebacker Jerod Mayo. Mayo brings some much needed youth to an aging unit, where the youngest returning starter is Adalius Thomas at the age of 31. Age aside, it's still a strong group and Mayo should make it even stronger in '08 and beyond. Tedi Bruschi should once again find himself in the yearly competition with Ray Lewis to see who can get his name called the most, without actually doing anything. Heat Index: 7
Secondary: This off-season the Philadelphia Eagles backed the brinks truck up to Asante Samuel's front door and let him go crazy. The sixth-year corner was happy to oblige and took his 19 interceptions the previous two years (playoffs included) and bolted for greener pastures. Anytime you lose a guy that's picked off 19 passes in a two-year stretch, it's a significant blow to your team, regardless of how much talent remains or how good the coaching staff is. Jason Webster is not Asante Samuel. Some young talent at the safety position with James Sanders and 2007 first-round pick Brandon Meriweather, while Rodney Harrison is still rolling along as the wily veteran. After free agent pickup Tank Williams suffered a season-ending injury in camp, the Patriots continued their practice of signing guys that were great eight years ago and squeezing what's left of their careers out for 10 plays a game by picking up recent Broncos cast-off John Lynch. Heat Index: 6
Special Teams: After some yips during his rookie season, kicker Stephen Gostkowski came on strong in 2007 and hit 21-of-24 in the field goal department. Ellis Hobbs is one of the better kick return men in the business, averaging close to 25-yards per return in '07. Chris Hanson isn't the best, but the Patriots did an excellent job making up for his shortcomings by limiting opposing returners to less than six-yards per return in 2007. They need to be strong because Hanson was one of the worst in the NFL last year at planting punts inside the 20, and keeping the ball out of the end zone for touchbacks. Heat Index: 7
Coaching: Bill Belichick, master of X's and O's, surly genius/mad scientist/amateur film maker. I like to think that I can relate to Mr. Belichick in the sense that, I too once wore the same sweatshirt every day for four consecutive years (I called it High School). 91-37 regular season record with New England, 14-3 in the playoffs. The records speak for themselves. Heat Index: 9
Intangibles: The Patriots play in the AFC East, and last year AFC East teams not named the Patriots combined to go 12-36. Nothing else needs to be said. Heat Index: 10
Total Heat Index: 76 It all comes down to the health of Brady. If he's healthy, the Patriots are pretty much a lock to win the AFC East and be a serious contender for not only the AFC title, but the Super Bowl title as well. If he's not healthy, well, then all bets are off. They're not going to go 16-0 again, but 12-13 wins seem to be in the cards.
Patriots Fantasy Draft Guide
Tom Brady: "The cover boy enters 2008 as the top fantasy quarterback and will be drafted in the first round everywhere." More From Patriots Fantasy Draft Kit
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Randy Moss: "Moss broke the single-season touchdown record (23), and defenses held him scoreless just twice the entire year. He also piled up 1,493 yards on 98 catches." More From Patriots Fantasy Draft Kit
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Laurence Maroney: "He's a strong No. 2 fantasy back option with the potential to move up into first option territory if the Patriots get him more red zone touches." More From Patriots Fantasy Draft Kit
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Wes Welker: "Welker held his own as the second option for the Patriots, and he is a stud in PPR leagues." More From Patriots Fantasy Draft Kit
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Benjamin Watson: "While Watson isn't a top-tier option, fantasy teams could do worse for a starting tight end." More From Patriots Fantasy Draft Kit
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
8-24-2008 @ 11:33AM
Doug said...
They weren't perfect, the '72 Dolphins were perfect. Perfect is not losing at all i.e. the aforementioned Dolphins. New England failed the test just like any numbers of other teams like, I think it was the '85 Bears. Call them perfect when they actually are. Calling them perfect with a loss is like calling Dallas "America's Team".
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8-25-2008 @ 1:54PM
richiemac said...
Exactly what is perfect???? The Fish went 15-0, and the Patriots went 18-0 before losing in the Super Bowl by Three (3) points. If the Fish had to play another four games, no one knows how that would have turned out.
Amuses me how all the Patriot haters thrive on that one Three (3) point loss and forget the Eighteen (18) Wins breaking Six (6) all time records in the process. Get a life
8-27-2008 @ 11:35AM
jeff said...
darn right they werent perfect! the 72 dolphins won the superbowl after the undefeated season which made them the ONLY..perfect team ever in the nfl. patriots went undefeated inthe reg.season with a VERY soft schedule. id be embarassed to even try to call that perfect.
9-07-2008 @ 8:31AM
Paula said...
They won more games than the 72 dolphins in the Dolphins perfect season who is to say the Dolphins would have made as many wins as thePatriots we will never know But Patriot won more than Dolphins
8-24-2008 @ 11:34AM
JJ said...
If the Patriots go undefeated again this season, then we will REALLY know the game is fixed.
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9-07-2008 @ 9:28AM
stphlod said...
What would they have to do according to you.
They held the giants for more han 3quarters to 3points
You think the pressure on the field was the same for each team?
Not to mention how tired they must have been pushed o he limits
to keep an undefeated record.
And what do you mean soft schedule after all they didn't pick it
the league did + they played 5 strong teams in the end and still won
every game so they lost the superbowl with lots of help from the officials. that last play when manny wwas struggling and got away to keep the drive alive in any other game the officials would have blown the whistle and called the play dead but because everybody there including the officials wanted to see the patriots loose they let
the play go on.
The Giants won by a stoke of the almighty and the officials they are not even in the same league as the Patriots you are just one of those Patriots haters ant you?
8-24-2008 @ 12:04PM
Rick said...
Gee, Owns and Phelps should thank their bully guy. Seems to have helped them alot. Duh
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8-24-2008 @ 12:28PM
Mike said...
This team was shown exactly how to beat them and it will happen, shockingly to you, a few more times than last year this year, and during the regular season. They are in, by far, the worst division in the NFL so that helps them tremendously. Moss is as great as his QB and those back ups won't do a thing for Moss or Welker or Maroney or that defense which is older and not as tough as all think. Win the division, a given, a playoff game, at home, ok, win it all, not a chance. If they could not get it done a year ago, they have not a prayer this year. And opening agaist K.C., at home, has to be the easiest opener for any playoff team from a year ago. How does that happen???? From the "tuck" BS to the BS in San Diego, this team has been given everything and then some to be good. It falls apart this year.
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8-25-2008 @ 8:52AM
Casey said...
here's an interesting stat, in '72, of the 6 teams(not including the dolphins) that had at least 10 wins that season, none of those teams played the dolphins hmmmmmm......maybe the perfect Dolphins weren't as good as everybody thought. Heres another stat the Patriots played 8 out of 9 teams that had at least 10 wins. So mike before you try to play down the whole Patriots really arent that good or they cant win a sb, think about the times they did win, think about the teams they won against last year, then shut up.
8-24-2008 @ 1:20PM
Rick said...
Makes you wonder doesn't it Mike? Hmmmm......
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8-24-2008 @ 3:35PM
lk said...
Mike, If they couldn't win last year, then no way they could win this year? I'm not really sure what your point is, that if they could not win when they were undefeated to the SB then they have no hope now? Really, cause last I checked the SB champion Giants were pretty awful late into the season (fans were actually burning Eli's jersey as late as Nov, 26) and that team won the SB. And as regards the schedule, don't they make those up more than a year in advance? And isn't there an actual formula to how they do it. It isn't the Pats fault that the other teams in their division aren't great...although the Jets did beat the SB champions last night. But your conspiracy theory is much more interesting.
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8-24-2008 @ 4:03PM
Robin said...
Doug - I was agreeing with you up until your last sentence. Dallas is America's Team. Google it and see what comes up. You may not like it but it's a fact!
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8-24-2008 @ 9:12PM
Mike said...
Damn ,there's alot of Patriot Haters out there.Welp,you are just jealous,you wish you had a team that was as good as them.The Dolphins are a joke,72' is them turds have to fall back on.Jets,I am a fan of Farve,but why'd he have to go to the damn Value Jets of all teams..ungh!Farve on the Jets is a quick fix,thats all,oop i forgot about Buffalo(everyone fogets about Buffalo..lol)
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8-24-2008 @ 9:56PM
Shawn said...
Pats had the best season EVER last year! Old time passing record, recieving record, points scored,( all on the same play by the way) and the MOST wins ever in a single season. EAT IT.
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8-25-2008 @ 7:46AM
dan said...
Dallas is America's Team...Doug.......next time to try to make a point you need to choose a better example LOL!!!!!!!
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8-25-2008 @ 8:44AM
Sysco said...
I think Patriots will go 12-4 this season, I think last year's team was extremely motivated about the idea of perfection and they took it soo serioulsy.... now thisyear is about winning it all!! but a loss or two in the regular season won't surprise the team now knowing January Games is where you win championships..as proven by the NY Giants
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8-25-2008 @ 10:27AM
brady's vaj said...
The patsies are falling apart just like tom brady's hair plugs..
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8-25-2008 @ 11:42AM
rob said...
dallas is NOT americas team. it is just a stupid expression that someone came up with a long time ago!!!if they are americas team than america sure has a crappy team considering they have not won a playoff game in over 11 YEARS...
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8-25-2008 @ 11:45AM
nunya said...
Yea I'll admit this last SuperBowl will be mostly remembered for New England losing WAY more than New York winning. Just face it, as much as I don't like the Patriots, they rank up their with the SuperBowl Dynasties, Cowboys (#1 in my book), San Fran, and Pittsburgh. You can't take away what they accomplished. Period. But all good things must come to an end.
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8-25-2008 @ 11:51AM
nunya said...
Rob oh rob, the "Americas Team" only applies to Cowboys fans but since it seems like your pulling your hair out when you hear about it. Chill buddy, it's just a marketing ploy Mr. Shram conjured up in the beginning of the franchise. Man! Oh well, AMERICAS TEAM, THE DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!
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