Adam Jones Is Not as Good as Pacman, According to Brandon Marshall

This is "Not even really 'Pacman' apparently."

Brandon Marshall, as predicted last night, is not the type of gentleman to stay quiet while apparent friend of his Adam Jones points out that he is no Terrell Owens. It was in that spirit that he decorated his uniform yesterday and today, taking some jabs back at the DB formerly known as 'Pacman'.

When the teams reconvened for their afternoon workout, Marshall had a retort taped to his shoulder pads that read: "21's no Champ," a reference to Broncos perennial Pro Bowl cornerback Champ Bailey.

On Thursday, Marshall had another scribbled message for Jones: "Adam's no Pacman."

"Since he changed his name back to Adam, he's not even Pacman," Marshall explained. "He's not even as good as Pacman used to be. ... I told him to spice it up a little, stop letting me win."

Pacman, predictably, pointed out that Marshall was avoiding his coverage the whole afternoon. Marshall, unfortunately, didn't point out that he was still an active NFL player in response. Still though, I think the snark/burn judges would give this round to him based on the nickname mockery.

I'm gonna have to say that this is turning into quite the friendly little feud, which is shocking and bizarre. If you take the reputations alone of these two guys, we should have a full fledged battle going down right now. But noooooo, everything's just hunky-freaking-dory with all of our problematic receivers this year!

/checks sky outside for brimstone colored hail