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Wooing Brett Favre: 'Come to Miami and Swim With the Dolphins!'



With Brett Favre's Packer career possibly over, FanHouse is looking at possible destinations for the Pro Bowler. Next up: the Miami Dolphins.


Dear Mr. Favre,

The Miami Dolphins want you Brett. No, they need you, Brett.

You'd know that you could walk into South Beach as the best QB on the roster ... even if your heart wasn't in it. Who the heck else are they going to start? Bill Parcells loves those gritty veteran players and you are as gritty and as veteran as they come.

No pressure. Just sling the ball, sell some tickets and wave your little hat.

Also, you just passed all of Dan Marino's records; why not play for his former team? That would just make his day, don't ya think?

There is the ugly rumor that you want to go to a place where you have a shot to win and, I will admit, Miami isn't the best place for that. Still, that will just mean that no one will criticize you or make you fell unwelcome. Heck, South Florida is filled with retired people who found a little job to make a few extra bucks. Play this year and then shuffleboard off with no regrets.

By the way, I hear Mary is still single and Ben Stiller is out of the picture.

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