Wooing Brett Favre: 'Come to Miami and Swim With the Dolphins!'

With Brett Favre's Packer career possibly over, FanHouse is looking at possible destinations for the Pro Bowler. Next up: the Miami Dolphins.

Dear Mr. Favre,

The Miami Dolphins want you Brett. No, they need you, Brett.

You'd know that you could walk into South Beach as the best QB on the roster ... even if your heart wasn't in it. Who the heck else are they going to start? Bill Parcells loves those gritty veteran players and you are as gritty and as veteran as they come.

No pressure. Just sling the ball, sell some tickets and wave your little hat.

Also, you just passed all of Dan Marino's records; why not play for his former team? That would just make his day, don't ya think?

There is the ugly rumor that you want to go to a place where you have a shot to win and, I will admit, Miami isn't the best place for that. Still, that will just mean that no one will criticize you or make you fell unwelcome. Heck, South Florida is filled with retired people who found a little job to make a few extra bucks. Play this year and then shuffleboard off with no regrets.

By the way, I hear Mary is still single and Ben Stiller is out of the picture.

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

7-16-2008 @ 9:24AM

oz said...

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7-19-2008 @ 5:34PM

Steve said...

I'm sitting here looking at a picture #200 of 200 commemorating Brett's starts with the Packers and it says Packer for life. Brett shouldn't have retired to begin with the Green and Gold are not ugly colors! Good God look at the crap in Seattle now...in any case. Both sides need to set aside their ego's Brett has the physical talent to play 2 addl years easy. Hey it's just a business right? Are you telling me all my Brett Favre memorabelia from GB will be a footnote in history because he'll end his career somewhere else - Brett, Mike and Tedd GROW UP!
Signed - someone who know's what the he** they're talking about.

7-30-2008 @ 11:37PM

tettank said...

I think brett farve would make a great addtion to miami.Greenbay was a young team and look how he helped them.With Miami I think he could do alot better because they need a proven QB and Parcells likes good veterans.

7-31-2008 @ 12:27AM

George B Vieto said...

Brett Favre would help get ticket sales up in Miami and he is the type of player Bill Parcells would want on his team but I don't think Brett wants to be a punching bag for the opposing defenses.