With Brett Favre's Packer career possibly over, FanHouse is looking at possible destinations for the Pro Bowler. Next up: the Chicago Bears.Don't listen to all those charming come-ons from teams in Florida, Brett, you know that when push comes to shove you want to stay with the good people of the Midwest. Sure, the winters are harsh but it's nothing but solid American folk in this part of the country. And after years of watching you throw touchdowns against them, Bears fans will only be too happy to have you come to town and swing the balance of power in their direction.
You may be worried that we don't run the West Coast offense in Chicago but rest assured that our scheme will be easy for you to pick up. Heck, for the last few seasons we've been starting the poor man's Brett Favre at quarterback. Stop laughing, it's true.
If you erase all your winning and touchdowns and leadership, what are you left with? Nothing but boneheaded throws leading to back-breaking interceptions, that's what. And no one knows how to do that better than Rex Grossman. So you'd just be adding all your positives to the pre-existing negatives! Who could lose?
So come on down to Chicago, Brett and meet your new receiving corps. You've heard of Devin Hester, right? He's Mr. Excitement! Sadly we don't have time to go over the rest of the corps but, rest assured, they've all passed their physicals.
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7-16-2008 @ 3:37PM
robbledonnert said...
brett favre you ignorant slut. there is only one reason the packers will not bring you back IT IS THE SALARY CAP STUPID! tell the packers you will play for the minimum and you will be on the roster in a heart beat. the first thing any kid is taught in sports is there is no i in teamwork. quit being a grand stander and selfish crybaby. green bay made you. for all of your records and money they paid you the pack has 1 superbowl to show for it. da bears need to bring donovan mcnab back home. show some class and shut your big mouth. agree to play for the least amount and compete for a roster spot. quit acting like you are the redneck version of joe blowhard theisman.
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7-20-2008 @ 12:30PM
Tony41455 said...
To quote Fred Sanford " YOU BIG DUMMY" look again the Packers are 34 Million under the cap even with Brett's contract.
7-16-2008 @ 6:03PM
joseph matusick said...
TO YOU BRETT FAVRE HATERS,DEAL WITH MAN.HE'S NOT IN FOR THE MONEY.TT IS A SLUT.AND WAS TRYING TO SLOWLY GET BRETT FAVRE OUT,TED TOMPSON THE SCUMBAG THAT HE IS.AND IF IT WERNT FOR BRETT FAVRE,THE PACK WOULD NOT BE A CONTENDER.PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN DUM.US PACKER FANS BEST HOPE HE PLAYS,Because rogers is to soft.we need BRETT FAVRE,How dum can some people be.and that last pass,was a coaching call.let BRETT CALL THE SHOTS.HE'S A TOUGH GUY ON THE FIELD AND A GENTLEMEN OFF THE FIELD.FAVRE 4 EVER.
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7-19-2008 @ 9:10PM
kirk said...
BRETT FARVE IN CHICAGO,no way will that ever happen!!! If any reader thinks this is even a posibility then there are only two reasons!You defenatly arent a fan cause theres no f--ing way brett the bitc* farve would step a foot in SOILDER FIELD without being on the opposite sitde... Weve had fun with our struggle and victories.. Chicago is one of the last defensive taems that still win.. look at chicagos recor with butt farve in the last 2 years..even in greenbay weve been winning.Even when they have a winning record compaired to ours,look whos been winning between the two.I LOVE CHICAGO!There time hasnt come but is forever coming.as a hard ass team that always has fresh talent and never quites,defensivly strong and an offense witch is allways improving..
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7-20-2008 @ 12:36PM
Tony41455 said...
Hey Kirk; You might want to use that SPELL CHECK feature on your COMMADOR 64.
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