Jason Campbell Interviewed by Chris Cooley, Says Disgusting Things About Casey Rabach

As you're probably aware by now, Redskins tight end Chris Cooley has a blog. So far it's been fairly well received by football fans, mostly because in an era when too many professional athletes follow a safe PR script in all public comments, Cooley will say anything.

But has he gone too far with his latest post? It's an interview with Redskins quarterback Jason Campbell, and when their Q&A delves into the subject of Campbell's relationship with Redskins center Casey Rabach, it gets, well, disgusting:

3. Jason, have you ever smelled the back of your left hand (the one that's securely lodged under the center's sweaty butt crack the entire game) after a game? I would imagine that hand would have to go through a thorough decontamination process after every game and practice.
For everyone to know if you don't take a bath your butt crack stinks and I think that's what Rabach does to me. Imagine sweating for 2 hours and you're Casey Rabach and you're really hairy and stinky. Rabach has even farted on my hand which is a feelin that never really wears off. I can actually feel it while we're doing this interview right now. After each practice and game the first thing I do is wash my hands of all that chaotic stuff running off his sweaty, nasty body.

I've heard it said that athletes' blogs will take fans inside the locker room in a way they've never been before. If that's what it's going to be like, I'm perfectly content to remain outside.

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

6-17-2008 @ 8:57AM

bucktownskinsfan said...

"But has he gone too far with his latest post?"

I certainly don't think so... but I love the guy. Heck, I have the firs comment on that post Regardless of my manlove for Cooley, or my loyalty to the Skins, it's all tongue in cheek, and it's fun.

Is it disgusting? Maybe (I don't personally think so, but I can see how some might).

Is it offensive, harmful or anything we couldn't have already surmised? No. It's about sweat... something all professional athletes do/acquire.

While we have Jeremy Shockey missing his team's SB ring ceremony, and getting into shouting matches with his GM, it's nice to see a QB and a TE (a) talking, (b) having fun while they do it, and (c) sounding like they actually have some sort of relationship and rapport with each other (re: Cooley's penchant for hot pants "I do think my legs would look the best on the team though, way better than Cooley's.").

6-17-2008 @ 10:46AM

Jason S. said...

Don't be such a prude, Smith.

6-17-2008 @ 11:16AM

Hotwhlz said...

This is hilarious! Some people are way too sensitive.

6-17-2008 @ 11:32AM

jdogsofla said...

That's good stuff!! Finally someone has a sense of humor. A bit raucous but still funny. I can only imagine how my hand would feel. I'd have a bottle of isopropyl alcohol on the sideline for each game.

6-17-2008 @ 3:12PM

Tanner Cooley said...

Too far MDS? Come on!

6-17-2008 @ 3:00PM

Joe said...

At least Rabach never cut a hole in the crotch of his practice pants to give the QB a surprise when he puts his hands under center like the Giants center did to Eli Manning. (Story is in Micheal Strahan's book).