Greg Lloyd was once described by Jerry Glanville as "tougher than a Waffle House steak." He struck fear in quarterbacks throughout the NFL.And now, Greg Lloyd is available for your next Steelers party, no matter where in the U.S. you live.
Now it will cost you, but for a bid of $10,000 on ebay, according to ebay seller steelman78, Greg Lloyd will come watch the Sept. 14 Steelers-Browns game at your house.
You don't have to feed Lloyd, although according to the ad, some bottled water or Red Bull would be appreciated. If you or your friends get drunk and rowdy, then Lloyd will get up and leave. When you consider that Lloyd is a martial arts master as well, the fact that he would leave instead off kicking butt and taking names seems like a pretty fair deal.
If the Browns game doesn't work with your schedule, there is a possibility of working things out for another game, but you better hurry, as there are limited dates available.
I guess this is where it would be traditional to be snarky about a former NFL player selling out for cash, but hell, if Lloyd can get someone to pay him $3,333 an hour just to sit and watch a game, congrats to him.
Hat Tip: Steel City Insider Forums
