Big Daddy Drew Sympathizes With Berman, Production Assistants Are Stupid

The douchery level is through the roof

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umm, Im pretty sure this is supposed to be a parody of the Berman videos

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Woody Allen was right with one of his movie lines, years ago...'Gossip is the new pornography !'

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Congrats to Dr. Huxtable for finally coming out of the cave he's been living in to rejoin society... ya could have clicked on any number of links in the story and gotten what is being parodied.

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That was a SPOT ON impersonation! lol. Clearly he was kidding!

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I got it, I just think that the guy is a douche

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i guess i must live a cave or should i say the real world. unlike the illiterates in here i dont waste my time watching shit on tv. im more worried about our nation falling than to watch untalented jokes that you people seem to worship. when people talk of the famous people i have no clue because again i dont watch too much tv. i have more important issues to address like researching the background and votes by the presidential candidates but then again i guess gollywood (yes gollywood no typo)is more important than our nation. its no wonder these no talent bums make millions because they have illiterates like yourself that worship the ground they walk on. i have one simple question to prove how illiterate most of you are. what are the top 5 positions in the us government? ill guve you the top 3 and lets see how many can answer the last 2... president, vice-president, and speaker of the house. if all 3 were to die at the same time who would lead this nation? im willing to bet you cant answer that.

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only reason i clicked on your story is because it mentioned berman. i thought it was a story about chris berman of espn. i am in a personal battle with espn over their exploitation of children.

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@ cfb expert: Easy jack. You don't know anybody on here or what they're about. Hell, you can't even find a f*cking shift key, so get off of your high horse and quit crying about how smart you are and how dumb you think everyone else is...

Also, what does this have to do with TV? The guy is a blogger and he's making fun of the Chris Berman tirade videos...

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Come for the sports blogging, stay for the completely irrelevant self-righteous rants.

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august the article or blog or whatever you want to call it refers to people who dont know who suzy kolber or this other illiterate as to living in a cave. alot of people dont sit all day and watch tv or hbo as the article mentions. some of us obviously not you since you couldnt answer the question i posted have more important issues in life to deal with as i mentioned about espn and their child exploitation. now as far as not using capital letters to start sentences or whatever has to do with the fact im a male and when i went to school if you took typing you were a fag. so instead of taking female courses like typing i took shop. metalshop, woodshop, and autoshop. after high school i enlisted in our nations military (earning my freedom unlike your sorry ass) so once again i didnt take any typing classes. so excuse me if i use 1 finger on each hand to type and dont bother hitting the shift key.

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@ cfb expert: how does the ability to read directly relate to knowledge of our presidential succession order? Furthermore, your poorly written, grammatically incorrect, and punctuation-lcking post only serves to show that *you* are borderline illiterate.

Douchehole.

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"i have more important issues to address like researching the background and votes by the presidential candidates but then again i guess gollywood (yes gollywood no typo)is more important than our nation."

Or posting inane rants about college football that doesn't interest anyone in the slightest. It's a balancing act.

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in your mouth i see you couldnt answer the question i posted. so the illiterate would be yourself. now as posted i didnt take typing classes in school but that has nothing to do with the ability to read and comprehend.......now for in your mouth. unlike your coward ass snot nosed punk i served in this nations military while your freedom abusing ass was sitting in a corner with a pair of your dads shit stained panties on your head sniffing and try to lick them clean downloading gayporn and masterbating to naked pics of peewee herman. so dont run your man pleaser unless you are man enough to back it up in person not behind a computer. now why dont you go play in the middle of your local interstate and do the world a favor.

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unsilent i guess you have seen some of the football posts i have posted i guess unlike your name you remained silent. i guess those stats might not interest you because those historical documented facts are that historical documented facts. i have yet to see any response from you on those posts though. i guess the main reason you didnt respond to any of those posts is because you couldnt. the truth is the truth like it or not. so for someone who claims to be unsilent you kept your man pleaser shut didnt you.

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holy crap this guy is chicken-killer nuts!

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I didn't respond because I, like many others, don't give a damn about your ramblings. Plus I was far too busy analyzing the voting records of our presidential candidates.

Also, I'm fairly sure that freedom is an inalienable right.

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So, ding ding ding, the answer to today's ranting ex-mil holier-than-thou trivia question is Secretary Pro Tem, followed by Secretary of State.

Now, as a fully-credentialed, freedom-worthy American in the eyes of our CFB-loving vet, excuse me while I enjoy some mixed-race pornography and some class C drugs.

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What a coinky dink!

I, too, came here because I am in a personal battle with ESPN over their exploitation of children.

But as long as you got control of it, cfb, I'm gonna step aside. Thanks, brah.

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Actually it's "come for the completely irrelevant self-righteous rants, stay for the hilarious spot-on responses by Unsilent."

To hell with Drew, we wanna see more of YOU. :)

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