If the whole Bert Blyleven thing wasn't enough to satisfy your craving for athletes farting, you'll love this story coming out of Charlotte. It seems Carolina Panthers 3rd-string QB Brett Basanez tried to learn as much as he could from hanging around Vinny Testaverde last season. When asked how much he learned, he replied:
"Everything. I mean, that guy farted and I'm trying to figure out how to fart like him."
Do you hear that, kids? You learn to fart like an NFL quarterback, and you will own the huddle. Nothing builds camaraderie quite like a well-timed fart, and when you think of well-timed farts, who else do you think of but Vinny Testaverde?
We here at FanHouse wish young Mr. Basanez nothing but success in his quest to fart like Old Man Vinny. Only then will he be a true leader of men. Just like Captain Kirk.
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6-02-2008 @ 11:19AM
Jan said...
Way too much information here so early in the morning. They should put a disclaimer on this story: Ladies, this is the gender you love so much.
I say hang a microphone down Vinnie's butt and then we can all hear what the story talks about.
At least this guy is either honest or a moron and that Vinnie will pass the microphone (somewhat filthy)to the new guy.
Geez.
Jan in Beaver, Utah
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