Notable Moments in FanHouse Commenting: Patriot Haters, Aliens, Elvis and Bigfoot

At FanHouse, one man's trash is another man's treasure. But only the few raise to the level of Notable Moments in FanHouse Commenting.

Ex-Patriots employee Matt Walsh has finally agreed to spill everything he knows to the NFL about Spygate, and eventually we will know the scoop. In the months since Walsh's name first emerged, there's been tons of speculation about what he knows. Is Walsh going to drop the hammer on the Patriots or is this just ridiculously overblown?

And though all thoughtful comments at FanHouse are appreciated, I feel that this comment from Bob deserves special recognition. It is his theory about the delay in working out an agreement with Walsh:

Here's the hold up. Walsh has several tapes that Goodell wants to see. The first shows the Rams Super Bowl walkthrough, including the play where Kurt Warner fumbles in the end zone. Interestingly, the tape also shows Willie Gary wearing Ty Law's jersey when they practice the play where Law intercepts Warner and takes it in for a touchdown. Another tape shows Bill Belichick in Dallas on November 23, 1963. He's just a kid, but the tape clearly shows him holding a high powered rifle running from the grassy knoll. The third tape proves that Tom Brady and Gisele are both aliens sent here to bred and take over the world. The fourth tape is the biggest problem. It shows that Elvis is alive and well and works at a Stuckies off of I-40 in Tennessee. Goodell isn't sure he wants to see this tape, but I think he should. Who knows what they put into all of those peanut logs?

At one point Walsh said that he had a tape of Bigfoot, but evidently it was just Matt Light at home, so that one is off the table. Walsh has something for everyone: Patriot haters, conspiracy theorists, UFO watchers, and Elvis fans. No wonder he wants protection from the NFL. Gosh, if the NFL wasn't so unreasonable, we would have the answer to everything.

See, speculating Can! Be! Fun! I have no idea what Walsh is going to say, but I will have to say that a part of me will miss reading all the silly things people thought he would say.

You never know. Sometimes truth can be very weird, and he might say some stuff that is Tom and Gisele-are-aliens nuts. Or maybe it is just boring stuff. Quick, get some more speculating in before Walsh actually talks.

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