Former New England Patriots offensive lineman Kenyatta Jones, who is now an Arena Football player, was arrested early Monday morning and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, obstruction and trespassing, the St. Petersburg Times reports (via SBB). And what exactly did Jones do?Tampa police spokeswoman Janelle McGregor answers: "Jones was standing on the dance floor at the Blue Martini nightclub when he attempted to urinate on the dance floor."
Um, OK. Not sure exactly where to go with that, but this is not the first time Jones has had legal trouble. In 2003 he was arrested for dumping hot water on his roommate while his roommate sat on the toilet; the roommate received second- and third-degree burns and Jones pleaded no contest to one count of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. He was also arrested and charged with possession of a concealed firearm and resisting arrest without violence when he was in college. Seems like a charming guy. Sorry, No Photos
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Former Buffalo Bills tight end Kevin Everett speaks during a visit to The Miami Project to Cure Paralysis that is credited with helping him recover from a life-threatening spinal cord injury Friday March 28, 2008 in Miami. The program is based at the medical school at the University of Miami, Everett's alma mater. Doctors initially feared Everett would never walk again after he injured his spinal cord while making a tackle on Sept. 9. A Bills doctor placed Everett into moderate hypothermia as he was carted into an ambulance. The doctor had learned of the experimental method to limit swelling and inflammation at a Miami Project seminar. (AP Photo/David Adame)
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Reader Comments (Page 3 of 10)
4-01-2008 @ 10:27AM
fish said...
You can put shoulder pads on a monkey, but you still have monkey.
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4-01-2008 @ 9:29AM
ken said...
Let's see now there should be a hell of a lot more charges than what was mentioned
open gross & lewdness
indecent exposure
urinating in public place
discharging hazarded fluids from body ( yes there is a charge for this )
all you PATRIOT HATERS LEAVE IT ALONE HE WAS CUT SO MANY YEARS AGO ALSO ONLY REASON THIS WAS BROUGHT UP IN WITH THE PATRIOTS NAME WAS TO GET ATTENTION TO IT HE WAS A NOBODY IN THE NFL
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4-01-2008 @ 9:42AM
e.chase said...
Just more proof that the patriots are scum. That incudes belicheat, brady the baby and the rest of those losers!
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4-02-2008 @ 8:38AM
Kandi said...
Those charges are a bit excessive for just urinating.
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4-01-2008 @ 9:40AM
Mark Manozzi said...
I'll try this again.......... I'm a Pats fan, but there's no love lost here.......... this clown is a PERFECT example of going for the big bucks when you haven't got a brain in your head.
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4-01-2008 @ 9:44AM
cindySuebacher said...
more dumb azz post by dumb azz white people. hey, guess what? white sports players do the same, and WORSE, but your media is only interested in putting the African American pro athlete on blast, while hiding the evils the white guys do.
c'mon now, recognize! of all all the professional players and leagues, and teams who go out and party, sleep with prostitutes, USE STEROIDS, smack their wives, and coaches who do the same - why are they always African American?
don't you know the most wanted man on the FBI's most wanted list is always WHITE?
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4-01-2008 @ 9:46AM
Diane said...
Good thing pro football makes billons yearly on it's street urchins...urinating on a public floor...sounds like mama forgot to potty train this idiot.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:11AM
loubon said...
typical
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4-01-2008 @ 9:53AM
blm said...
Black/White/Green it doesn't matter. If they act like animals then they need to be put in a cage.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:03AM
Sue said...
A real class act. I doubt if he even knows what that means.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:09AM
Sheck said...
I sure hope he did not stain the floor.. Its a nice classy place. Which makes me wonder what he was doing there. I live in Tampa and this big blockhead has been nothing but trouble since he played at USF.. I am sure the Tampa Bay Storm are real please about this too.. Its all over the local news..
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4-02-2008 @ 12:07PM
Peggy Wilson said...
The man was merely following his culturial instincts.In a few more years we will be consumed by this low mentality crowd.
Goodbye America, as we have known it.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:21AM
Karma said...
Just look at his picture: he does look very Ape--like!
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4-01-2008 @ 10:28AM
Kurt said...
How do you "attempt" to urinate ?? I mean how did someone stop him?? how would they do that?? Is it a crime to "attempt" to urinate.....it would seem that actual urination would be the crime.....maybe they could charge him with indecent exposure, but not "attempted" urination !!!
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4-01-2008 @ 11:59AM
Deborah said...
What a pig! Just another example of a guy thinking with his dick. I can't believe these guys make such big money for not being a grown up.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:25AM
shiequawn said...
Probably got raised that way blame his parents,goes back to his African heritage,huts with dirt floors
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4-01-2008 @ 10:40AM
dan said...
Hey Rich, lets talk about "TYPICAL WHITE MEN" who Ive seen out in clubs, games and in public who get drunk piss their pants vomit all over the place and eventually get ther asses kicked or arrested.
HERE'S TO YOU AND JOHN MCCAIN, YOU RACEST IDIOT!!
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4-01-2008 @ 10:29AM
inyocountycaman said...
Can the man dance? Hell no, man! But, the muther fugger sho' nuf can pee, baby.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:29AM
Etta said...
I didn't know that was him. Looks like a silver back to me.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:37AM
mike Hunt said...
I WOULD BE PISSED TO IF MY NAME WAS KENYATTA.BUT HIS SISTA PENYATTA SAYS WHEN SHE GET OUT OF PRISON THEY GOIN TO POTTY. ROFFLOL ! LAUDY LAUDY ! !
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