Former New England Patriots offensive lineman Kenyatta Jones, who is now an Arena Football player, was arrested early Monday morning and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, obstruction and trespassing, the St. Petersburg Times reports (via SBB). And what exactly did Jones do?Tampa police spokeswoman Janelle McGregor answers: "Jones was standing on the dance floor at the Blue Martini nightclub when he attempted to urinate on the dance floor."
Um, OK. Not sure exactly where to go with that, but this is not the first time Jones has had legal trouble. In 2003 he was arrested for dumping hot water on his roommate while his roommate sat on the toilet; the roommate received second- and third-degree burns and Jones pleaded no contest to one count of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. He was also arrested and charged with possession of a concealed firearm and resisting arrest without violence when he was in college. Seems like a charming guy. Sorry, No Photos
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Former Buffalo Bills tight end Kevin Everett, center, tours The Miami Project to Cure Paralysis that is credited with helping him recover from a life-threatening spinal cord injury Friday March 28, 2008 in Miami. The program is based at the medical school at the University of Miami, Everett's alma mater. Doctors initially feared Everett would never walk again after he injured his spinal cord while making a tackle in a football game, on Sept. 9, 2007. A Bills doctor placed Everett into moderate hypothermia as he was carted into an ambulance. The doctor had learned of the experimental method to limit swelling and inflammation at a Miami Project seminar. (AP Photo/David Adame)
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Former Buffalo Bills tight end Kevin Everett speaks during a visit to The Miami Project to Cure Paralysis that is credited with helping him recover from a life-threatening spinal cord injury Friday March 28, 2008 in Miami. The program is based at the medical school at the University of Miami, Everett's alma mater. Doctors initially feared Everett would never walk again after he injured his spinal cord while making a tackle on Sept. 9. A Bills doctor placed Everett into moderate hypothermia as he was carted into an ambulance. The doctor had learned of the experimental method to limit swelling and inflammation at a Miami Project seminar. (AP Photo/David Adame)
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** FILE ** Heath Benedict, from Newberry College in South Carolina, runs a drill at the NFL Combine in Indianapolis, in this Feb. 23, 2008 file photo. Benedict, a two-time Little All-American offensive lineman, was found dead on a couch in his home in Jacksonville, Fla., Wednesday March 26, 2008. Benedict was a native of the Netherlands. (AP Photo/Michael Conroy)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 10)
3-31-2008 @ 1:58PM
ACE said...
I heard he was mad that they took his CAMERA away :)
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4-01-2008 @ 6:07AM
Cire said...
PUNISH HIM; boil him in oil!
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4-01-2008 @ 6:18AM
GRAYDON E SWEET said...
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU GOTTA GO
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4-01-2008 @ 6:54AM
larry said...
adult diapers, adult diapers, adult diapers
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4-01-2008 @ 7:08AM
Lorenzo Kaufmann said...
who stopped him? how? why?
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4-01-2008 @ 7:10AM
holdthttgr said...
Someone probably just recognized him from his days in New England, got excited and started a cheer for the Patriots ..... "GIMME A P!"
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4-01-2008 @ 7:19AM
Addison Williams, Jr. said...
ROFLMFAO! ! !
"GIMME A P!"
Now, that's funny, I don't care WHO y'are!
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4-01-2008 @ 7:34AM
Paul Plumeri said...
What a low class idiot.
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4-01-2008 @ 7:35AM
shae said...
he needs to be stripped from the football league. hes a disgrace to the human race.
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4-01-2008 @ 11:25AM
refriedtoad said...
That's why they call them "offensive" players......
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4-01-2008 @ 7:44AM
DAVID said...
I just want to know, with all his past arrests, why this thug is still out in public. Three strikes and your're out!
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4-01-2008 @ 7:56AM
David said...
There are good reasons why some players are "FORMER" Patriots.
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4-01-2008 @ 8:00AM
chrissyvf said...
Another shining moment for professional football...these guys are rolling in bucks, but insist on acting like animals...
Just goes to show you that money usually only makes you more of what you were before you had it. And as Bill Cosby used to say of alcohol, "What if you already WERE an A**hole?" Sports figures like him are a waste of space and money. Stupid hog.
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4-01-2008 @ 8:03AM
LAVELLE said...
I'M SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!! HE CAN DANCE???
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4-01-2008 @ 8:04AM
Donna said...
The Patrioyts they just keep on shining in the media and everywhere lol!
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4-01-2008 @ 8:16AM
Rich mcNally said...
AND HERE'S TO YOU Obamma THAT KENYETTA JONES IS JUST ANOTHER "TYPICAL BLACK MAN" AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
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4-01-2008 @ 8:22AM
Habu said...
Go Gators !
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4-01-2008 @ 8:27AM
tanman105 said...
Just another F'ing Animal...
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4-01-2008 @ 8:28AM
JB said...
What's the big deal! He's been doing this at home in the ghetto since he was born.. Once again, more news on the take over of Black Punk Thugs in professional sports.. I've stopped watching Pro-Football and Basketball until all Thugs are gone..
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4-01-2008 @ 8:29AM
dave said...
Hey Donna, you're an idiot-FORMER Patriot-hasn't been on the team for years-now go empty your drool cup and ask mom if you can leave the basement
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