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Former Patriot Kenyatta Jones Arrested, 'He Attempted to Urinate on the Dance Floor'

Former New England Patriots offensive lineman Kenyatta Jones, who is now an Arena Football player, was arrested early Monday morning and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, obstruction and trespassing, the St. Petersburg Times reports (via SBB). And what exactly did Jones do?

Tampa police spokeswoman Janelle McGregor answers: "Jones was standing on the dance floor at the Blue Martini nightclub when he attempted to urinate on the dance floor."

Um, OK. Not sure exactly where to go with that, but this is not the first time Jones has had legal trouble. In 2003 he was arrested for dumping hot water on his roommate while his roommate sat on the toilet; the roommate received second- and third-degree burns and Jones pleaded no contest to one count of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. He was also arrested and charged with possession of a concealed firearm and resisting arrest without violence when he was in college. Seems like a charming guy. Sorry, No Photos

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