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David Carr Blames Others for His Quarterback Failings, Claims He Is Like a Carpenter. Huh?

The Giants made a nice move by signing David Carr for a reported 1 year, $1 million dollar deal. Not much risk for a guy happy to be a backup, is a good practice player and a nice guy. He is a known quantity to Chris Palmer, the quarterbacks coach for the Giants who used to be the offensive coordinator for the Houston Texans. That being said, Giant fans should commence praying for Eli Manning's continued health.

Upon his signing with the Giants, Carr promptly blamed others for his failings because I guess that is what helps him sleep better at night after cashing his former teams' checks:
"I have a lot of calluses. I'm like an old carpenter – I've been through it. If you let that stuff affect you, you're not going to be able to do your job. One of the reasons I'm excited about coming here is they protect the quarterback well and they have playmakers on the outside."
Old carpenter? Wha? How can he have calluses? He wears Mickey Mouse gloves on both hands.

Okay, I guess the implication of his statement is that he sucked so bad over his career because both the Panthers and the Texans sucked. I got nothing on that carpenter thing.

Perhaps instead the answer is that Carr is the perfect illustration off how a quarterback who can't read defenses, has terrible pocket presence, holds onto the ball too long and has a wonky throwing delivery will make offensive lines look much worse than they are.

The year 2007 demonstrates why David Carr is not a very good quarterback. When he moved to the Panthers, Carr gushed about how much talent was on that team compared to his old team, and how much better the line was for the Panthers. Sound familiar?

Over the course of that season with the Panthers, Carr ended up getting some starts after Jake Delhomme went down to injury. His stat line? He managed 3 touchdown passes, 5 interceptions, 13 sacks and a passer rating of 58.3 in 6 games. He was benched in favor of an ancient Vinny Testaverde who played better than Carr, despite not having camp with the team, coming out of semi-retirement, and not even knowing the names of the players on the team. Even little known backup Matt Moore got on the field over Carr. Panther fans rejoiced when Carr was cut.

The Texans in 2007 were liberated once the reign of Carr ended. In one of those little known facts, the Carr-less Houston Texans last year only allowed 22 sacks. (27th in the league). With basically the same line and personnel, the Texans were actually able to throw the ball down the field too. Highest passing totals matched with lowest sacks in their history.

So in other words, most sensible Giant fans know that if Manning gets hurt, you are going to be hating life anyway. But if someone tries to sell you that Carr will look better once he is finally on a better team, well, that is a freaking joke and is evidence of someone who hasn't seen much of Carr's play.

Though Carr has some obvious mechanical issues, the biggest problem he has is that he isn't very football smart. Well, and a NFL quarterback wearing gloves on both hands in warm weather is evidence of some really odd stuff noodling around in his head. I bet he doesn't keep them with Palmer as his coach.

Texans fans warned Panther fans who are now warning Giant fans. Do not even attempt to debate me on this issue, and if you think about it at all I cordially ask you to look at the links below first.

Previously at FanHouse:
And That Will Be All For David Carr, (Hallelujah!)
Houston Texans Prove That Sensible Quarterback Play Helps Reduce Sacks. Who Knew?
David Carr: They Are Not Saying "Boo," They're Saying "Boo-urns."
Jake Delhomme Still Leads the Team in TD Passes This Season
David Carr Has a Concussion! We're Saved! (discusses the Carr-effect on Steve Smith's numbers)
What's the Deal With David Carr's Gloves
Andre Johnson Does Not Want to Dump David Carr in the Grease, Does Anyway (on Carr's inability to read defenses)
Everthing FanHouse about Zoolander, Mister Mittens, David Carr

(HT: an irate Chris from HoustonDiehards)
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