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Chiefs at Lions: Nothing to See Here, Folks ... Just Move Along

To get you ready for Week 16, FanHouse is previewing all 16 NFL games. Here is your Kansas City Chiefs/Detroit Lions preview.

2007 Records:

Kansas City Chiefs: 4-10 (4th in AFC West)
Detroit Lions: 6-8 (3rd in NFC North)

Last Week:

Titans 26, Chiefs 17
Chargers 51, Lions 14

Why We Care: For the same reason we slow down to look at a car wreck or watch the Faces of Death videos -- our perverse addiction to gruesome things.

When the Chiefs have the ball: Here's how sorry of a state the Chiefs' offense is in -- I sat down at my desk to begin typing this, and I realized that I have no idea who their starting quarterback is this week. Is it Croyle? Huard? Does it even matter? Tony Gonzalez and Dwayne Bowe have been fine receiving options this year, but they've been about it. Larry Johnson, Priest Holmes, or Kolby Smith, the team is still only averaging 3.3 yards per carry. That's what happens when two Hall of Famers on the line retire in the same year.

I mean, it's tough to slag a team and refer to them as the lesser team in a game against the Lions ... but ... it's hard to argue with just 14 points, 271 total yards, and 81 rushing yards per game. That's ... awful. The Lions do create turnovers on defense (and, for that matter, on offense), but they hemorrhage yards and points. Luckily for Detroit, I don't think the Chiefs know what those two things are.

When the Lions have the ball: This might finally be the game the Lions need to get their confidence back. Then again, maybe not. Compared to the offense, the Chiefs defense is downright great, but realistically they're just middle of the pack. Still, sacks should be in abundance -- the Lions are allowing almost four a game. Jared Allen might feast upon Jon Kitna's soul. It also doesn't help Detroit that the Chiefs have a good secondary. As we all know, the Lions only pass the ball.

The Edge: Um ... all of the edges here have been dulled off. It's nice to know that the respective teams care about the poor quality of play, as well. Matt Millen and the Fords are celebrating seven years of driving Lions fans catatonic. Herm Edwards wants Kansas City to just stop their crying already. And, you know, when you watch these teams play, you see how that care is translated onto the field.

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