Fat Lendale Skips Minicamp

Hey Chris Henry do you want to be the Titans starting tailback?

In an offseason where the Titans pretty much handed Lendale White the starting tailback job, their beefy back has done everything he can to hand the job back. He may love all-you-can-eat buffets, but he seems to hate working out.

First he showed up for offseason workouts at nearly 260 pounds, way over his ideal playing weight. Then he sprained his ankle forcing him to stand on the sidelines for most of the offseason workouts.

And now, Lendale has decided to skip the team's voluntary workouts without telling them where he is.

"Everybody else managed to make it back," (an obviously pissed) Titans coach Jeff Fisher said. "He didn't, so I don't know, I guess he had things that are more important to him than what we're doing. I would assume he would be back at some point today."

White may have a ton of talent, but he shown zero brains. And at this point, it's time to announce that rookie Chris Henry is the starter, and let White try to prove he's worthy of the job.