Brady Quinn's Lady Friend More Clutch Than He Is

The Browns have had quite a day and we're only just through the first round. Not only did Cleveland get that left tackle they so desperately needed, they also managed to get the league's second-dreamiest quarterback, Brady Quinn.

But did anybody notice the comely young lady sitting next to Quinn for six hours in the Green Room? Sure you did. And so did the FanHouse's Michael David Smith, who offered this:

If you're wondering, the blond sitting next to Quinn at Radio City Music Hall is his girlfriend, Miami of Ohio soccer player Lindy Slinger.

First of all, props to Lindy for having the patience to sit next to Quinn, who grimaced after every one of the first 21 picks. (Things got so bad that when the Dolphins selected wide receiver Ted Ginn at No. 9, Quinn could be seen muttering, "That's a surprise." And to be fair, yes, yes it was a surprise.)

Anyway, Lindy's bio says she "finished second on the team in goals (4) and points (10) ... and three of her four goals were game winners." Which means she's won three more big games than Brady Quinn. (Rimshot!)

Oh, and that photo to the right there ... that's Quinn thanking the Big Guy. Not for finally getting him out of the Green Room, but for nobody telling his girlfriend that he's overrated. (I'm kidding, I'm kidding. She already knew that ... she's hoping to get a new car out of this. Again, I'm kidding.)

Photos: NFL WAGs

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

4-29-2007 @ 2:22PM

GO BROWNS said...

Ryan "Waterhead" Wilson just blabbering on in extreme jealousy cuz he's a Shitsburgh Squealer fan. Lindy's a nice looking girlfriend,ain't she Waterhead? Hope you have fun with your blowup doll tonight,Waterhead.Enjoy those overrated stiffs you got at linebacker.Your Squealers blew it,and we walked away with 3 teriffic 1st rounders. You're still a piece of crap (just kidding)No really,you are(Again,I'm kidding)Hope you get enough money for another blowup doll 3some. ( Oh,I'm just kidding)

4-29-2007 @ 12:28PM

YeaYouBetcha said...

Well as the old saying goes...Those who can do...DO...those who can't do...WRITE...I mean preach...I mean teach...oh whatever...they can't DO!!

4-30-2007 @ 11:22AM

Joe Ruedy said...

aww i'm brady quinn boohoo i needed to be put in the commisioners office so noone would see me cry. waaa i'm not good enough to go to even the dolphins.

4-30-2007 @ 1:29PM

FabSing said...

Brady's girlfriend did well in the draft. If he had been drafted by the Dolphins , she would have been dropped like a hot potato,because in So Florida terms , she's mediocre at best .Competing against the women in Cleveland..she will still be able to keep her meal ticket.

4-30-2007 @ 1:57PM

Milos W. B. Dobroslavic said...

All this talk, money and attention to atheletes who toil but produce absolutely nothing. When are we going to start glamorizing the entrepreumers who are trying so desperately to overcome the burdens of the needless red tapes, taxes and restrictions to their opening up production lines. This country got wealthy by having the best production lines in history. Where are they now? How dependent upon the rest of the world are we?

5-02-2007 @ 12:31AM

acsportsbooks.com said...

Slinger is kinda cute. Quinn was overrated, and I think the Browns gave up too much.

4-30-2007 @ 2:04PM

PAA said...

Wow...GO BROWNS! You are pretty tough on those shitsburgh squealers. Those brownies have been getting top picks for years and still can't win. When is the last time they beat pittsburgh? as a matter of thought, when is the last time they made the playoffs or even contended? Don't hate on pittsburgh because you can't beat us or be as good as us. just accept the failure.

William Bascom said...

It is amazing that anyone would read the crap you spew other than to make ourselves feel better about us. To think that you get paid for your ignorant opinion is a mystery for the ages!! I have left smarter parts of me in the toilet than you can possibly muster on your best day. I am sure your boyfriend is just as pretty as Brady's lady so be glad for yourself and move on.

4-30-2007 @ 2:40PM

ronnie g said...

pittsburg sucks for beer money

4-30-2007 @ 3:17PM

IRISH FAN said...

WOW!! Poster #5 - you sound sooooooooooooo jealous!! Too bad your real name (LOSER) is not on here. I wonder what pick # you were. You must be an IRISH flunkee.... Don't be a hater............

4-30-2007 @ 3:16PM

Poster CHILD #5 - don't hate us because we are soooooooo good!!!! Brady is AWESOME, and you're just jealous! What # were you in the draft? Oh... you weren't there - I don't recall seeing LOSER picked!

You, dearie, are a MORON!!!

4-30-2007 @ 3:19PM

Terry said...

quinn's girlfriend is nice looking but give me tiger woods's wife any day. i'd eat a mile of her shit just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the phone.

but i still wish brady the best of luck or talent, whatever it takes.

4-30-2007 @ 3:27PM

Scott R. said...

All you haters of quinn, you will all be susprised when he is probally one of teh few QB's atkesn in this years draft that has a huge year as well as a great NFL QB you will all see how much over rated he is,. and then how over rated Russel is. watch and see it. I am only calling as i see it.

4-30-2007 @ 3:52PM

noj snave said...

Please advise her that free moustache rides will be available for her here in Cleveland.

Billy Clark said...

Quinn is going to be one of the top 5 greatest QBs of all time and i cant wait to see how all the other teams regret it

4-30-2007 @ 4:10PM

Sheck said...

He is lucky they took him 22nd.. Over rated is all you have to rememeber..I will be surprised if he ever takes a snap in the NFL.. Its a long way from college to the NFL.. How many QB's come out of the college ranks and never make it?..Sorry Brady.. Hope you got your degree.. YOU GOING TO NEED IT !!!

4-30-2007 @ 4:50PM

kerri said...

Well, let's see here. 6'3", laser rocket arm, two degrees in 3 years at Notre Dame University, and a hot blonde on his arm. No wonder you're so jealous, poor Ryan.

4-30-2007 @ 4:55PM

Doc said...

wow most of you jealous people can only write negative about everything... He's young , rich & in the NFL... Not many on this list that can top that..One more thing for the Dolphin fan your team sux & will will for many years to come... Jets , Pats & the Bills looks like a long decade for the fins...

4-30-2007 @ 4:58PM

NotreDame/PatsFan said...

Poster #6...just so you know where I'm coming from... I'm a Notre Dame Grad and a 21 year season ticket holder of the New England Patriots. I've been thru the ups and downs of both programs. Your comments just go to show how much of an ignorant loser YOU are ! Weiss led the Patriots offense to 3 Super Bowl Championships...and when he got the chance to coach at the school he graduated from....he took the job. As far as Notre Dame being overrated....well...academically it matches anyone... but if your limited mind is just talking football... and being overrated.... the " National Championship " or the "consensus" chanpion rankings since 1901...
#1 Notre Dame 13 with Alabama and USC 11 ea., Associated Press National Champions #1 Notre Dame 8 followed by Oklahoma 7 and Alabama 6, Coaches Poll ND tied for 7th with 3, or the " Poll Era " National Champions since 1936 #1 Notre Dame with 10.
As far as Quinn being a " F&#KING LOSER"...well as an ND starter he was 30-15 .....20-4 under Weiss. Maybe you should learn to reserve judgement after we see what his career will be like @ Cleveland. So are you saying Troy Smith is a loser because he wasn't drafted until the 5th round even though he won the Heisman Trophy?? I suggest you just take your attitude and just crawl back into that " teeny weeny little black hole " you call your life !!!