Chad Johnson Promises Full Frontal Nudity at the Pro Bowl

Posted Feb 06, 2007 8:53PM By mjd (RSS feed)

The NFL Network had cameras at the AFC's Pro Bowl practice today, with a microphone wired to Chad Johnson. My only regret is that I didn't have all day to sit there and watch it. I did catch this part, though, where Chad Johnson lets John Lynch in on his plans for celebrating a Pro Bowl touchdown.

Here's Chad's one-man conversation on the way back to the huddle:

"I almost broke that thing down. I almost started dancin' ... but I don't wanna show my celebration too early. Cuz I plan to take -- I plan to strip. I'm takin' it all off."

And here's the video:

The good news for the NFL is that there's now at least one reason to watch the Pro Bowl. The bad news for the NFL is that that 38 second clip was more entertaining than all other Pro Bowls in history, combined.

Now, obviously, Chad Johnson won't be taking all of his clothes off at the Pro Bowl ... though I am wondering what would happen if he did. What if all his teammates left him alone, and he just stood there, calmly and slowly ... and started taking all of his clothes off.

How long would it be before NFL security figured out what he was doing? Would he get past the shoulder pads? Would he get to show everyone his ocho inches?

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)

2-06-2007 @ 9:37PM

mutoni said...

chad's performance at the practices last year was the stuff of legend.

2-06-2007 @ 11:25PM

Justin said...

Go for it. Can you get fined in the Pro Bowl? I like this guy. I think he's hilarious. He has a big mouth. But he always backs up what he says. This is gonna be funny.

2-07-2007 @ 12:45AM

George B Vieto said...

Chad Johnson should sing the WWF song called "If You Only Knew" if he even thinks of doing a Shawn Michaels spread in that maganzine about ten years ago.

2-07-2007 @ 4:17PM

chris said...

BAHAHAHA. I'd love to see Chad do this. I could only imagine what all the conservative idiots would say. It would be the best ever and I would go out and buy 5 CJ jerseys that day.

2-07-2007 @ 12:57AM

Ebonyeyez said...

I don't have Tivo nor a vcr but just kmowing that Chad MIGHT take it all off I would sit there & use my camera phone to record the tv just to get a glimpse!

2-07-2007 @ 7:13AM

Petrov D said...

I think he was just playing around and their is not need to go wild . He couldn't do his crazy touchdown
dance . Give him a break . We Don't want the next thing for all NFL games to be delayed.

2-07-2007 @ 7:16AM

John Savarese said...

I truly hope there are some players with the moral fortitude to tell this jerk not to display his wares to the fans at the game and the nation. there will be wives and children of the teams there. If this moron is that bent on being naked, then there are plenty of women's magazines he can pose for! Keep it off the field. If he does go throught with it , his contract needs to be terminated immediately! Let's not froget the jail time for what ever charges can be dreamt up!

2-07-2007 @ 7:23AM

JERRY IN FLORIDA said...

I HAVE BEEN A BENGALS FAN SINCE THE BEGINNING WITH GREG COOK!!!WHAT AN IDIOT CHAD IS .... SO TALENTED AND YET HAS THE SAME MENTALITY OF KEYSHAUN AND TO. IF YOU DONT WANNA PLAY IN THE PRO BOWL JUST SAY SO ... DONT THREATEN TO MAKE A COMPLETE FOOL OF YOURSELF!

2-07-2007 @ 7:50AM

Keith Mc Cartt said...

I`m a Bengals fan too and have been since their beginning, I agree with Jerry from Flordia, Chad tries to be funny but he makes a fool of himself doing it sometimes, the NFL and the fans can do without Chad Johnson and other players like him...

2-07-2007 @ 7:54AM

G-mOney said...

Chad should slam da ball down on the ground after he scores a TD and give the ball the peoples elbow!!! that would drive the fans wild!

2-07-2007 @ 7:56AM

Lucien said...

gee jerry liighen up! nfl= no fun left, and chad is one of the few who doestn't give a damn about that. he's cool and i've beeh a bengals fan as long as you have, heck my dad was from cincy , i had no choice!

2-07-2007 @ 8:11AM

Greg said...

If only Chad put as much work into his game as he does his practice. For two years he's been threatening a great dance when he scores on the Steelers. We're still waiting for him to get a sniff of the endzone.

2-07-2007 @ 8:35AM

Pepper said...

OOOOO WEEEEE, Chad Johnson stripping? I want a front row seat!

2-07-2007 @ 8:16AM

Traci Boyd said...

I think Chad should have some respect for himself and
the entire NFL organization. I am hoping this was
just rumor. I am having a hard time believing that
a player would consider stripping on the football field. If so, their should be a "Tiger Woods" class
of "Class" for those who need it.

Traci

2-07-2007 @ 8:31AM

Boricua1 said...

Newsflash Todd!!! Women watch football too... and I'm sure my friends and I will now watch the Pro Bowl for a little extra action... The NFL has put in so many new rules and Chad doesn't care... He likes to push the buttons and keep them on their toes... But seriously, do you honestly think he's going to have enough time to completely strip?

2-07-2007 @ 6:50PM

johnny said...

Come asswipe there are enough asses in sports who thing there something special. Keep your clothes on grow up. Your one big Jackass. Forget it your over paided and need to get a life. remember its the fans that pay your way.

2-07-2007 @ 8:34AM

dick said...

I do not know why I go into these cheesy sites, featuring mental mental midgets discussing idiots, Chad is obviously a 'champion' of the idiots. I have made a promise to myself to ignore this type of junk in the future

2-07-2007 @ 8:38AM

LAM said...

Chad Johnson needs to STFU and catch footballs.
This year he couldn't carry TJ Housh's jock strap.
Cincinnati fans are tired of his BS and all the jailbirds. Check Chad's stats. Last 3 weeks he didn't catch squat when the Bengals were driving for the playoffs. ACT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE 85 !!!

2-07-2007 @ 10:35AM

Bengal Fan said...

Chad Johnson is "da bomb!". All you skeptics out there need to take a look at his numbers and his work outside the NFL. He's a genuinely nice guy who like to have fun when he plays the sport he loves. Look at all of you responding to what he says and does.....it's exactly what he wants. The man is brilliant!! I'm from Ohio and love dem Bengals! Go Chad, Go!!!!!