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Super Bowl Swag: Chicago Bears Riding Lawnmower

Posted Feb 02, 2007 4:04AM By mjd (RSS feed)

Filed Under: Super Bowl, Super Bowl Swag

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You know that commercial for NFLshop.com, where there's a Bears fan and a Vikings fan that live next to one another, and they keep trying to outdo one another ... they have team jerseys, couches, chairs, pets, etc. And eventually, the Vikings guy wins by unveiling a huge inflatable Viking in his front yard.

Well, the Bears guy would have won if he had this lawnmower, which he could then start up, ride over to the inflatable Viking, put the blade down, mow his foot off, and destroy it forever. Instead, he just wusses out and concedes the argument ... and in the process, he probably cost the Bears the Super Bowl.

Rectify that guy's mistake, buy this thing, and destroy some of your neighbor's property with it. It's what Lovie Smith would want.

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

2-02-2007 @ 5:02AM

Icheb said...

I get more and more disgusted by humanity with each passing day. A LAWNMOWER?!

2-02-2007 @ 9:45AM

Beth Randall said...

YES a Lawnmower- "Mowing Down the Competition" What better describes Da Bears! We are selling this as trading assistant for a very very loyal fan that has nowhere to showcase this splendid piece of fan tribute art, it has been stored inside for many years and now he would like to see someone use it to showcase their Bears pride - and yes it would have been PERFECT for this contest!!! So don't be left unprepared next time!

2-02-2007 @ 4:20PM

Matty O said...

To counter Icheb above, I think this is a shining example of humanity's creativity and the limitless imagination of man's mind. Born and bred Eagles fan (I know, I know, can hear the boo's from here), after living in Chicago for a year I gotta respect DA BEARS, even more so after seeing this zealous piece o' lawn equipment.

Oh and if you haven't betted/talked smack enough this week about Sunday's game, check this cool site out. http://itoldyouso.com/

2-02-2007 @ 6:11PM