• Joey Porter calls Kellen Winslow Jr. a three-letter word that starts with "f" and rhymes with "bag." Here's video. And I know what you're thinking, but that picture up there is not meant to imply anything.
• Under center for the Panthers Sunday: Chris Weinke.
• People in Texas have taken to calling the Texans/Titans game the "Vince Bowl." That's a little sad.
• Ladell Betts gets papered up by the Redskins, which could signify a philosophy change for Redskins management.
• Unfreezing the tundra at Lambeau.
• Tom Brady is suing Yahoo! I wouldn't have used that exclamation point if I didn't have to.
• Junior Seau won't stop playing football until all the blood is drained from his body.
• The Texans will be displaying their male virility this weekend.
• The Jets and Giants are getting a $300 million gift from the NFL for a new stadium. Merry Christmas, indeed.
