As it turns out I was way off on my prediction for Clinton Portis' bye week activities. Instead of participating in a kick ass costume contest he might have found himself another outlet for entertainment. Her name is London Charles, but you may know her as Deelishis, the "winner" on season 2 of Flavor Flav's reality show, Flavor of Love. The gossip is in full force after MediaTakeout.com leaked the rumor that Clinton and London have been "cozying up" with one another. Apparently the star-crossed relationship between Flav and Deelishis just couldn't hold up to the test of time; he's reportedly shacked up with the latest in a long line of women he's impregnated (he's still shooting for double digits). The newest of Flav's offspring will make number seven for the meshuggina MC turned reality show star. Apparently Flav just wasn't satisfied by the news of the 300 millionth American birth, at this rate he'll have an entire starting defense by 2008. Perhaps Gregg Williams could be their new nanny.
As I've previously stated I'm thrilled to see Clinton blowing off some steam, still, I have three reservations about endorsing such a courtship. Firstly Clinton has a big game to get ready for and it would be pretty tough to beat Dallas with a star running back ravaged by poisoned arrows. Secondly there's the pre-existing injury that has me concerned. Even though he's back at practice Clinton has spent the past ten days walking off a high ankle sprain. My worst nightmare involves my favorite player's precious leg giving out under the weight of himself and a voluptuous young lovely (actually my worst nightmare is being locked in a windowless room with Ken Beatrice and an eight ball). Lastly I must articulate my concerns for Lil' Clint. Flav just doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who uses proper protection (see above). This means that if these rumors are true (and I stress the word rumors as strongly as possible) there's a chance Clinton opened himself up to a whole litany of Venus' wrath.
Good luck Clinton, if I weren't such a bad Jew you'd be in my prayers.
UPDATE: According to London's manager, Krissy Johnson of Phenomenon Productions, the rumor is completely false. She commented via email, "London Charles has never met Clinton Portis and didn't even know who he was until she heard the rumor on the radio." Oh well, I enjoyed the hell out of the story while it lasted. It would have been fun seeing Clinton involved with a woman like Deelishis, but it probably wouldn't have worked out in the long run...she did bang Flav in his shower on cable television.
(For a more profane take on the Clinton/Deelishis rumors check out the brilliance over at the world's foremost NFL humor blog, Kissing Suzy Kolber)*
*may not be appropriate for some work environments
Comments (Page 1 of 1)
If I was Clinton Portis I'd be very leery of dating any woman that's been with the likes of Flavor Flav. Not only does he not have any talent, but he perpetuates every known stereotype that's associated with African American men. Why the media is so fascinated with this clown is something I clearly don't get. Why does a grown 40-something year old man have a over-sized clock draped around his neck? What's-the matter, a watch isn't flamboyant enough?
My advice to Mr. Portis, wear several condoms at once.
First and foremost, no one knows Deelishis personally, to know if she's the type to have unprotected sex, so people need to chill out on bashing her character. I know that most women would protect themselves, especially knowing that he had sex with that drag queen New York. So chill out on Deelishis, cause she didn't do anything wrong besides show interest in a man thats being hated on by numerous men, simply because he got a whole bunch of fine ass women trying to win his affection. DON'T HATE!
So not true. I've heard he was seen with a latin girl, in Dc.
Don't hate! Sometimes it's not all about the looks but how a man treats you and I think Flava Fla is a wonderful man.Regardless,lets be adults here Flava Fla is a man and wanted by many regardless of his unique style and looks.
Don't hate on my boy Clinton.Deelishis didn't want Flav in the first place.He's did it with too many girls anyway for anyone to like him.Yall know she's with Clinton,so don't even front.
I think that it was messed up that it took Flavor Flav to go on a T.V. show for women to realize that Flavor Flav was in the need of love. But if u really look at it most of the girls that came on both T.V. serious that they got notice. I really think that Flav thought that New York was is love, but she messed up when she came out and acting like her mother. But Flavor Flav follow your heart, no matter if it was afraid for u to take that step on finding true love for you. Everyone is trying to find that someone to love them, to fine that one to love them back for them. To me Flav there was no need of you to have those shows like you did because u knew that every women was gonna come looking for you or the money yeah i no u look at it like other people did it why not u but its not all about it, its about your kids wonder how would they feel about starting over with this new woman, can it be would it be or what. Now days it about your kids and you better beleave that i am not gonna bring some man into my kids life without them knowing who this person is, but on the other hand life is to short for people playing games. I have dreams for my children but its up to me to make it real for them not anyone else to do it for. I could be wrong please tell me if i am wrong.