Saying you're a better person than Terrell Owens is kinda like saying you're not as fat as Grady Jackson. Yeah, nobody is. It's not that big a deal. Still, Ted Bundy, Hannibal Lecter ... hell, even Michael Irvin can make the same claim. And you know what? I'm pretty sure Dallas head coach Bill Parcells would agree. In fact, there's probably not a day that goes by where Parcells wonders why the Cowboys just didn't re-sign Keyshawn Johnson.As it stands, Johnson makes up one half of arguably the best receiving tandem in the league. The Cowboys? Well, Terry Glenn's having a great season. Terrell Owens? Not so much. But hey, at least people aren't piling on. Like, say, Keyshawn Johnson:
"I have heard all the talk about the Cowboys upgrading the position by replacing me with the player (Terrell Owens). The player is not better than me. He is going to stay behind me, I don't care what the statistics say. He is behind me from the draft to the world in general, in life as a person, as a man and as a player on the football field. I am complete. I am a finished product in every aspect."The next time Owens yells "What the $!@* am I doing here?!?" maybe owner Jerry Jones can give him the answer. Because I'm not sure anybody else knows.
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10-30-2006 @ 5:37AM
Mike Jones said...
Who'da thunk it? Somebody's even dumber than T.O. aka B.O. (ring) Fool, and of course if it's gonna be anybody, it would be Keyshaun, the big-mouth dummy who'll be forever remembered as the JERK yelling in his coach's face on the sideline, a true T.O. move. Maybe you were better in all facets before Sunday night's game, but you were punked by that punk with his nine catches and conversion catch while you did 0!
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10-30-2006 @ 5:38AM
Mike Jones said...
Uh, Keyshawn, maybe you really were so much better than T.O. in each and every facet you described,back, say this morning. Say maybe all the way up until 12 noon. But, uh, Mr. Mouth That Bored (A or B, you decide, after T.O. _ the Despicable Divisive One (A or B, you decide) _ just made a big fool out of you and (get this!) himself slightly lesser when he whipped you today: 9 catches, 2-pt. conversion to your nada!
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