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Joey Porter's Formidable Bust Down Game

For his Weekly Conversation at ESPN.com, Graham Bensinger sat down with Steelers linebacker Joey Porter. And say what you want about Joey Porter, but Joey Porter interviews never, ever seem to lack for entertainment value.
Bensinger: How would you describe your "bust down game"?

Porter: [laughs] Oh, no ... people have been talking to you too much. [laughs]

Bensinger: What exactly is it?

Porter: It's when you peel ... You're busting down. You're taking your shirt off.

Bensinger: And you want to look good just on the off chance you have to suddenly take your shirt off.

Porter: In case you got to bust down! So we stay in the weight room. All my guys work out now just in case we're somewhere and have to bust down. You don't want to bust down and not look right. You can't go to certain swim functions. You can't be on South Beach in Miami. The goal is to be right.
...because you'll never know when you have to spontaneously bust down. I'll confess, it doesn't happen to me that often, and when it does, I've usually had some hints about it beforehand. Rarely is my busting down spontaneous, but then again ... I don't roll with Joey Porter's crew.

There's also a note in there about how Joey Porter plays dominoes, he teaches other Steelers how to play dominoes, and he has some sort of license for teaching people how to play dominoes. He also describes his dominoes game as "legendary," even when drunk.

Strong dominoes game, and a strong bust down game. The man has no weaknesses.

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