Get Steve "Grumpy" Smith on Your Voicemail Account

On his podcast this week, Steve Smith revealed that when he takes his kids to Disney World, the character he looks forward to seeing the most is Grumpy. When asked why, he replied:

"Because that's me."

Explains a lot, doesn't it? It's probably a good thing that Smith stopped short of suggesting which dwarves his teammates were. Keyshawn Johnson might have gone into more detail...

Regardless, if you want to get Grumpy's voice on your cell phone, you can meet Steve Smith at the Alltel Store on 9105 Pineville-Matthews Road in Charlotte on Tuesday, October 24 at 5:00 PM. The first 100 people in line will get a personalized voicemail greeting from Smith recorded on their cell phones, which will make all their friends blazingly jealous. Alltel's giving away phones, too, though you'll probably have to pay for the two-year contract if you get one.

I probably won't make it there, since I work for a living and all, but if you get out there, take some pictures and email them to dave@davesfootballblog.com, and I'll share 'em with everyone here. Cameraphone pics are fine. It is a cell phone store, after all...